simeusdeusmerelinquit
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simeusdeusmerelinquit · 4 years ago
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Whoops:
I read this as “she’s fucking my wife” instead,
so I had to sit here for a solid five minutes contemplating whether/why op is referring to Hades as Orpheus’s wife.
"where's eurydice"
"brother, why do you care"
"oh golly gee maybe because she's my fucking wife?"
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simeusdeusmerelinquit · 4 years ago
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simeusdeusmerelinquit · 5 years ago
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#jfc #you can literally see the moment Eugene decides to sacrifice himself for Rapunzel in the last gif #and that’s why this scene hurts so much #Eugene #a thief who has only ever cared about himself #does an act of complete selflessness #and gives his life to save the woman he loves #THIS IS HOW YOU OTP
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simeusdeusmerelinquit · 5 years ago
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The heck does this post and its reblog comments even mean?
People should be making some more feminist posts that incorporate diversity instead of tearing down old posts because they’re “clichés”. Let any person find enlightenment and equality in their own ways regardless of what race, sex, or gender that person identifies with.  
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“a few lines of a poem equating being a woman to being the eye of the storm or a sword or some shit”  —another white feminist author
every ~women of star wars~ gifset ever
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simeusdeusmerelinquit · 6 years ago
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Boy, that Shaggy meme sure is great!
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simeusdeusmerelinquit · 7 years ago
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simeusdeusmerelinquit · 7 years ago
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To be fair, that’s rEALLYy particular...
i was trying to enjoy my friday night watching drunk disney: emperor’s new groove when….
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and of course my immediate thought was:
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when will i be able to watch something without thinking of klance HUH
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simeusdeusmerelinquit · 7 years ago
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i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar
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now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends
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we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…
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“penguin brothers forever”
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simeusdeusmerelinquit · 7 years ago
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simeusdeusmerelinquit · 7 years ago
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why is every song from phineas and ferb a banger.. how is that possible
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simeusdeusmerelinquit · 7 years ago
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I remember seeing them perform this live on my campus.. My jaw dropped within 10 seconds.
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simeusdeusmerelinquit · 7 years ago
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Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered the innocent one, who was not opposing you.— James 5:1-6
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simeusdeusmerelinquit · 7 years ago
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Title: The Stay of Honor, by Octovian DE SAINT-GELAIS; in prose and verse.
Publication date: 1401-1500 Description: Copy dedicated to Charles VIII. - Many miniatures. - A note by Mouchet, at the head of the volume, reports that “this manuscript was part of the library bequeathed by Camille de Neufville, archbishop of Lyon, to the Trinity College of Lyon.
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simeusdeusmerelinquit · 7 years ago
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if you recognize these images you die instantly
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simeusdeusmerelinquit · 7 years ago
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if you recognize these images you die instantly
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simeusdeusmerelinquit · 7 years ago
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I love this so badly.
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simeusdeusmerelinquit · 7 years ago
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EDIT: here’s the finished version!
Another WIP because I’m too impatient to wait until I’m done
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