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simmonsized · 6 hours

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*sweating, whole body shaking while I stare at a google doc* would he fucking say that????

#sometimes i worry about this kind of thing #and then im like wait a minute #this is my fucking story #and i say he WOULD say that!!!!

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simmonsized · 6 hours

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Dave needs an adult because the anime asscrack is acting way too much like bro to handle.

#the shit i have to say about this is SO toxic (positive)#(will not elaborate)#pesterquest

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simmonsized · 15 hours

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

#this is royal au and it's why i can never post it

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simmonsized · 16 hours

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reblog for sample size !!

#my first instinct was orange #but i think maybe calico would be better #or orange and white but with that pattern on the head that makes them look like they're wearing a little orange helmet heheh

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simmonsized · 17 hours

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"are you picking up what I'm putting down" brother I am hefting that shit above my head with gusto

#broblematic server #their tolerance for my jackassery is literally god tier #it has ascended to the highest fucking level #sayonara kansas etc

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simmonsized · 17 hours

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simmonsized · 17 hours

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im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd

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simmonsized · 17 hours

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if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!

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simmonsized · 17 hours

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I am so biased towards chapter 69, guys. It's my little baby, my prized possession, my special little princess, my silly rabbit. I love her. It's actually stupid, to love your own goofball shit this much, but I do, secretly, and I do in fact reread it while kicking my feet and twirling my hair.

#(lying*)#i just really love jamming my fingers into this dude's stupid fucked up brain while he tries to human #*(not lying)

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simmonsized · 17 hours

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a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod

#LITERALLY my professor with harbor seals #''well you see they are there and they let you watch them '' lol

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simmonsized · 18 hours

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#tony gave me a spoiler so i am a little disappointed that chilchuck is not as much of a scumbag as i wanted him to be #but i still love him #dungeon meshi

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simmonsized · 18 hours

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Whenever someone leaves a comment (loving) saying "oh I don't remember that in canon, I guess it's been awhile since I read the thing" I want to gently pat their shoulder and whisper, "you don't have to do that, because i literally made it up for this fanfiction."

#i mean this in a very kind and normal way btw #listen man when there is no backstory sometimes you just have to create it #it be like that sometimes and sometimes like that it be etc etc

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simmonsized · 18 hours

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i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry

#our atmospheric haze game is stupid strong #looks like the anacortes ferry lol #anyway sorry op i know that feel

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simmonsized · 18 hours

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i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die

#you know exactly who i am thinking of #I'm even smiling while typing this #in a really malicious dreamy kind of way btw #like wow *dreamy sigh*

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simmonsized · 19 hours

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"i wanna get better at drawing [body part] but i dont want people to think i have a fetish" stop worrying. youre an artist. everyone already knows youre a pervert of some kind.

#me writing...... well you already know

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simmonsized · 19 hours

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"i wanna get better at drawing [body part] but i dont want people to think i have a fetish" stop worrying. youre an artist. everyone already knows youre a pervert of some kind.

#me writing...... well you already know

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simmonsized · 19 hours

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I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why

I wasn’t born then.

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