Simon Jimothy’s my name, being awesome’s my game. I rule my mom’s world and I intend to rule yours too. Be prepared.
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Here’s me snoozing after visiting urgent care this morning to induce vomiting.

I ate one of mom’s hair ties while she was in the shower. I mean I had to get her attention somehow…it was patio time.
She was not amused and put this up as a reminder:

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Had a somewhat serious convo with mom. I think it went ok.
“Transcription”:
Me: Talky talky.
Mom: Yeah?
Me: Talky talky screamy screamy talky talky.
Mom: That all?
Me: yeah…
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Happy summer solstice! ☀️💖
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Trying out hiding spots so mom can’t find me.
I have to go to the vet today. ☹️ Wish me luck.
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Just pondering life…
But mostly I’m thinking about my upcoming vet visit tomorrow. 🫤
(Mom said something about getting “established”??)
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Trying to teach mom proper shavasana technique.
#tuxedo cat#yoga cat#yogaposes#not really a yoga cat#shavasana#corpse pose#catblr#cats of tumblr#pets of tumblr#cat#cute cats#cute pets
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Mom said I’m not very good at hide and seek. Can you see me?
#tuxedo cat#hide and seek#peekaboo#catblr#cute cats#cat#pets of tumblr#cats of tumblr#cats#cute pets#cat tunnel
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Double toe beans!!! 😻

A Paw Inside Another Paw
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Just loafin around this fine Caturday. How are y’all doin?
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I know what I’m getting mom for her bday this year!
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Please, mom, can I have mah ‘nips now?
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Who wore it better?
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