Raphael: God forbid you two to find out the code
Raphael: *enters Simon's name as the passcode*
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i want to know 1) why minions resonate so strongly with wine mums 2) why is the minions film the second highest grossing film in Russia of all time (second to Avatar) 3) what connects wine mums Russia and minions
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Me: *is reading*
Person: Hey, what'cha readin'?
Me: *holds up book so they can read the title*
Person: Cool. What's it about?
Me: *holds book so they can read the back text*
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my aesthetic is students at the library who have all their study materials out but are blatantly Not Studying
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when ur selfie doesn’t get any notes so u reblog it urself
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when you leave a store without buying anything
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best friends since childhood, bucky barnes and steven rogers were inseparable on both schoolyard and battlefield and also in the bedroom
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“Sleep is for the weak,” i say. my hands are shaking. i can hear colors.
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