simonimonim
The Shouting Void
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my business, I barely drink water, and I stay up way too late at night. Fwm 👍🏿
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"Meg Thee Stallion is a man"
Why would that stop me? Entertaining the misogynoir, WHY should that stop me?
That lady is objectively, undeniably, hotter than jalapeno coochie. Finer than wine. Thicker than cold grits mid January in Alaska. If I had a sprinkling of a chance I would turn my entire life over for a piece of that cake, do not even play with me right now
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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
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Can we all just appreciate that Alex Hirsch, creator of Gravity Falls, was prank calling Republican voter fraud hotlines on November 6, 2020?
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Everyone keeps making fun of Raygun and her mediocre moves from the Olympics.
And it really pisses me off.
This discourse needs to stop and we should all be thanking this Australian hero.
Because we finally got our wish...
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“Abolish Golf”
Sticker spotted in Chicago, Illinois.
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okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship
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stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day
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