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#ralmon is my biggest hobby... and my greatest fear.

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Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #lotfsimon twice a day.

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Sometimes I’m sad but then I remember my precious angel baby Simon and I’m happy again.

And then I remember he’s dead and I’m even sadder than I was in the first place.

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Simon: hey, ralph.. not to be “not safe for work” or anything but could I hold your arm?

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If Simon is Jesus..

and Shaggy is God..

that means..

I cannot believe this is what I chose to do with my life. I’ve made a shaggy meme for classic literature. Wow.

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Did I think I would ever draw Lord of the Flies fanart?? Absolutely not. Did I draw Lord of the Flies fanart?? Absolutely yes.

Maybe I’ll add more of a background to it later

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thank you for this important question

(for newcomers to the fandom this was from ages ago when i got asks about simons constant attempts to bring some civilisation to the island) #never4get

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he’s pretty chill. he’s the only one that gets led zeppelin’s early work, anyway

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Piggy: ok i brought a box, and we’re going to put everything we love into the box.

Jack: can i put simon in the box?

Piggy: no.

Ralph: can i put simon in the box?

Piggy: no.

Maurice: can i-

Piggy: NO ONE’S PUTTING SIMON IN THE BOX.

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simon

reblog if u agree

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Catch me slowly turning this blog into one big Simon appreciation post

~Soup Stan

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Today on Soup Stan’s Deserved Better Appreciation Post

Simon from Lord of the Flies!

Honestly, what a sweetheart,,, what an absolute cutie. He ACTUALLY HELPED AND ACKNOWLEDGED THE LITTLUNS which is more than Ralph did even when one of them DIED.

He got them fruit from the trees that they couldn’t reach and was just like… a good person?

He was SO SHY and the scene where he can’t speak at the meeting MELTS MY HEART.

The entire time he’s getting bullied by Jack and the rest of the choir, and constantly says there’s not a beast, which guess what? Turns out to be true.

He had a seizure in the middle of the woods, BY HIMSELF, climbed to the top of the mountain, BY HIMSELF, then sprinted down to the feast to tell everyone there was no beast, and what thanks did he get???

HE DIED.

And at the hands of the people he was just trying to help!!!!

If he doesn’t deserve better, I don’t know who does.

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Simon: *sees jack and ralph staring intently at eachother*

Simon: maybe its a good idea to not approach

Simon: they could start a fire with all that tension

Simon: WHICH WOULD ACTUALLY BE HELPFUL Y'KNOW

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Simon all ur friends are gonna kill you

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Roger: (referring to Simon) there’s always that one weak bitch in the group that isn’t down with murder

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Here’s some free Ralmon because we need more of it in this world.