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if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you

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“source?” divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams

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Ugh. You know when you read something in a sci-fi context and have the sudden realization that someone is gonna do that for real?

This story just mentioned AI-designed chastity devices.

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Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 

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ISABELA ✮ QUEEN OF THE EASTERN SEAS

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Sotha is so tall that the local birds have mistaken him for a tree!

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My girl, linen and curls Lips parting like a flag all unfurled She's grand, the bend of her hand Digging deep into the sweep of the sand...

quick and messy isabela because she won't leave my head... I'm hoping (begging and praying) that she'll have an important role in the next game. my theory/fervent wish is that she'll be the ship captain that ferries us around to the different locations

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norm & chet ftw

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we party like it’s 2011!!

part of the birthday gift for @maria-tries 🤩

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i saw this image and thought you’d really like it. it reminded me of you

literally. this is it.

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My mom is waxing poetic about cheese tonight

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Can someone tell me where these feminine trans guys with massive tits who wear push-up bras and skimpy outfits that I keep seeing transphobes complain about are? I’d love to see massive tboy boobs.

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The Mandalorian armor really brought out infinite sadness in Obi-Wan's eyes