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Evangeline Lilly as TAURIEL THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG

requested by @mraana-s

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My favorite Lord of the Rings headcannon is just that the hobbits spent the entire trip to Rivendell, badgering Aragorn to eat like four annoying grandmothers. Like, Aragorn is a ranger who's been living off pine needles and power of will for the last decade, and these are the guys who are having eight square meals a day.

"Well now, Strider what would you have ol' Sam whip you up?"

"Nothing. I'm good."

"So just some toast and eggs then?"

"No. Nothing."

"You have to have *something*, here I'll make you some porridge."

"No! I'm not hungry."

"...Should I just reheat the leftovers then?"

And Aragorn is like "What's a leftover?" And all four of the hobbits just gasp in horror, and start muttering about no wonder he's so thin.

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issac & ash

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Lucius | Gladiator II: The Art and Making Of

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Zen birthday cg 2025

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This boomer comic incinerated every “I hate my wife” comic instantly

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This painting took me. Six months. Because I didn't wanna buy the 30 dollar cardboard cutout. Because. I wanted it to be dwarf sized. Its 5 feet tall btw.

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okay be honest, who here still remembers mystic messenger? it's been 10 years!! etsy 💗

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Merry, to Frodo, lying face-down on bed, regretting being alive: And then I called him dad.

Boromir, to Aragorn, sobbing: And then he called me dad.

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i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would rightfully put me into a blender and press the button if i go and out myself as "balrogballs") and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...

.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.

and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.

(yes they published the book)

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Almost forgor about my warmup for the Thorin posting

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this show is a gift

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god I love being human they were like what if we made the self loathing vampire irish and made him live with british people that's like the most self harm possible

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Vampires + books

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I don’t want to write emails, I want to gather a long skirt in my hands and stand with my feet in the river.

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Oh damn the Catholics have joined in on the war against AI "art".