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Guy eating pussy but he's got one of those Bluetooth earpieces on and on the other end is a lesbian instructing him how to do it.

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no one:

the supernatural tag rn:

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misha collins is just some middle aged guy you would scroll past on eharmony but castiel is an egon schiele painting in a museum that overcomes you with such an inexplicable haunted feeling that you have to sit down on the waxed pine floor of the museum and simply stare up at it for 4 consecutive hours and let its beauty wash over you. hope this helps

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Some environment practice: Castiel by the sea

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you can’t change fate

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I CAN SAVE HIM

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your yearly reminder that Baby It’s Cold Outside is a song about a woman having CONSENSUAL sex, at a time when premarital sex was frowned upon. The female singer is offering up the token demurrals society expects her to, because it’s expected, not bc she doesn’t fully intend to stay and have awesome sex with a dude she’s into. The male singer knows this, and is in turn offering her an excuse to give to the neighbors in the morning (“it was too cold for me to go home, the only responsible thing to do was spend the night at his place. because of the weather, get your minds out of the gutter”). A 1950s audience would have understood all this, but the nuance gets lost in a modern age where women are actually allowed to say yes when they mean it.  

Also the “hey what’s in this drink” thing was a common joke at the time, where the punchline was that there was in fact nothing in the drink. the woman’s making a joke that she wouldn’t do this if she was sober, oh goodness no! it’s only a joke bc both she and the man are in on the punchline: she is sober, and is only staying bc she wants to

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things continue to be funny

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i made a better one

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Jensen ackles who's bankrupting the CW by earning a house every episode: the pay here is really bad

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misha collins: so yeah i didn’t get the trailer i was contractually obligated and i’m just wondering why? like where is it lol

the cw, having never made a profit and being even more in debt after buying the season’s lube and jeans:

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hbo spn (real)

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the cw every time they heard about another prank jared padalecki pulled on set that cost them money they never had

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I’ll hold him off… I’ll hold them all off.  ↳ Castiel defying the forces of heaven because Dean asked him to

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i have learnt enough abt spn on here.. its like i dont think i even have 2 watch the show ... i know abt the chuck plot. i know what the chitaqua fuck couch is