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simplaertes · 14 hours
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hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please
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simplaertes · 15 hours
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thinking about how when you experience a lot of shame in your formative years (indirectly, directly, as abuse or just as an extant part of your environment) it becomes really difficult to be perceived by other people in general. the mere concept of someone watching me do anything, whether it's a totally normal activity or something unfamiliar of embarrassing, whether I'm working in an excel spreadsheet or being horny on main, it just makes my skin crawl and my brain turn to static because I cannot convince myself that it's okay to be seen and experienced. because to exist is to be ashamed and embarrassed of myself, whether I'm failing at something or not, because my instinctive reaction to anyone commenting on ANYTHING I'm doing is to crawl into a hole and die. it's such a bizarre and dehumanizing feeling to just not be able to exist without constantly thinking about how you are being Perceived. ceaseless watcher give me a god damn break.
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simplaertes · 16 hours
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Hobiieeee, dont leave me hangin' on the telephone ⚡️☎️⚡️☎️⚡️
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simplaertes · 17 hours
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Shout-out to all the yuri artists who are having to buckle down and teach themselves how perspective works because of Marcille's ears.
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simplaertes · 18 hours
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‘im a girl’ ’im a boy’ okay well ive got boulders on my shoulders collarbones begin to crack there is very little left of me and it’s never coming back
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simplaertes · 23 hours
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simplaertes · 24 hours
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having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay
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simplaertes · 1 day
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Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)
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@sweatermuppet i came back to my long abandoned tumblr to post this design i did based on a silly little meme i saw on instagram... felt it only right to credit you
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simplaertes · 2 days
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It's a femininopticon
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simplaertes · 3 days
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simplaertes · 3 days
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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section
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simplaertes · 3 days
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when the academic article is so good it has you giggling and kicking your feet
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simplaertes · 3 days
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For reference:
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Serif fonts have the hooks on the end (called serifs)
popular fonts include: Garamond, Cambria, Times New Roman, etc.
Sans-serif fonts don't have serifs
popular fonts include: Helvetica, Open Sans, Roboto, etc.
(please RB if you vote!)
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simplaertes · 3 days
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at least there are pansies and fairies and faggots and dykes and transsexuals on this earth. thank god.
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THE BLACKENING (2022) written by Tracy Oliver & Dewayne Perkins
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