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Me On Chopped

Judges: she's just, she's just shoving food into her jacket, she's literally just here to steal food,

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Ten Tumblr Stories From Teens About English Teachers Who Actually Love Dr. Who You Won’t Be Able To Believe Because They’re All Fake 

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Hey it’s slowbr…Oh

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dark tumblr show me informative posts that arent condescending or passive aggressive

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taking a piss at a canadian bar

me: *pissing*

friendly canadian: wow sounds like ur really getting the all piss out of ur dick ther ey bud

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Can someone calculate for me the volume of loch ness in liters so I can figure out how many humans you’d need to drink it

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me: i like choking 

bf .00039 seconds into sex:

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Ice-T Law & Order SVU Part III

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