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not normal about orpheus and eurydice. you loved someone so much it opened the stones of the underworld. so much that death had to listen. so much that everything stopped for your love. so much that you turned around. so much that even when you did wrong. she forgave you.

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An 😭 Orpheus 😭 who 😭 didn’t 😭 turn 😭 around 😭 is 😭 an 😭 Orpheus 😭 who 😭 never 😭 walked 😭 down 😭 in 😭 the 😭 first 😭 place 😭

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teenage mabel would abuse tf out of those star pimple patches

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hey its me your immune system. looks like we caught somethin here. try sneezing real fast see if that gets rid of it. yeah no dice, huh... alright lemme try filling your lungs with fluid. no yeah i do it all the time dont worry works like a charm. hmmm... still no good... alright well just hold tight here for a minute maybe it just needs time to start working. in the mean time ill go fire up the ol' neuron cooker n see if that helps

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Part 537 of Hinata getting adopted 😔💫✨

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I feel a little crazy every time I remember Furudate gave Kagehina contrasting birthdays (summer/winter solstice), the yin&yang hidden in their names, first characters of their first names forming the word hishou ("soar"), constant light/dark imagery, constant talk about destiny, fate. "Somebody who's even better will come and find you."

And then I'm like, was any of that necessary? For a volleyball manga? Or did Furudate just want to make sure everyone knew they're soulmates.

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Osamu: Sorry about him.

Kiyoomi: YOU HEARD?!

Osamu: No, I just assume whenever ‘Sumu opens his mouth something horrible comes out.

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Msby 4 in the national team

Atsumu approaching Sakusa on the bench : I think we should get a divorce.

Sakusa : What are you doing?

Atsumu : Just practicing!

Sakusa : Why are you already planning our hypothetical divorce?

Atsumu : I don't know. i'm getting old, i think i'm having a mid-life crisis.

Sakusa : We're not even married yet?

Atsumu : Hypothetically divorce me!

Sakusa : Okay, then i'm hypothetically taking half of your assets.

Atsumu : Well, you didn't sign the hypothetical prenup!

Atsumu, to hinata : It's called a prenup, right?

Hinata : Yeah, it's a prenup, and you DID hypothetically sign one...

Sakusa : Who the fuck is this guy??

Hinata : I'm his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case.

Sakusa : Well, then, i'm taking the hypothetical kids.

Sakusa, to Bokuto : Right? we can get those, right?

Bokuto : Yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don't worry about it!

Atsumu : Who the fuck is this hypothetical fucking idiot?

Bokuto : Wow, that is a lot of- hypothetical insults!

Sakusa : This is MY hypothetical lawyer, and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other. ;)

Atsumu : How could you hypothetically DO THIS TO ME ?!

Sakusa getting up : Because you hypothetically ARE AN ALCOHOLIC!

Msby four : *Yelling at each other in the distance*

The rest of the team :

Iwaizumi : ... Please tell me that they are not always like this-

Kageyama : They are.

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my blessing, the loml 🤡

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Finally sharing my small piece to INSPIRED anthology. This is a card! I missed you all 🥺 🥺 🥺

after sales opened @sktsinspired ! !

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am i the only one that thinks dean would be low key panicking the first time him and cas get together?

like some fanfic has their first time all smooth and easy with dean saying sexy shit or just going straight to dirty talk and like…

idk maybe he would but i just feel like cas would have to lead cuz dean would be reciting “oh fuck” over and over in his head

like holy shit this is finally happening but this is also insanely monumental and pivotal and HOLY SHIT.

i dont think hed be coherent enough to successfully dirty talk… imho

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Nothing is funnier to me than Cas pulling Dean out of Hell by gripping him tight and raising him up, holding him and protecting him on his way up, marking him in his effort to hold onto him and keep him safe, complete with a full complementary factory reset in which Dean is fully cleansed of all scars versus Cas dragging Sam out of Hell by the hair, leaving his soul behind, dumping him in the middle of nowhere, and proceeding to ghost him for a year lmao they’re so silly

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top five most important things you can give a character. 1. bisexuality. 2. autism. 3. so much negative rizz it loops around into irresistibility. 4. so many bad events. 5. a coping mechanism that’s cute and silly provided you don’t think about it too hard

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sweet dreams

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He be talking