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Bottom in Porn: “It’s my first time. Please be gentle.”

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I need this movie in my life now.

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Star Trek (2009) Dir. JJ Abrams

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1900 as a whole century is so wild to me like it started off without people having sliced bread and it ended with seinfeld on TV 

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What is the lowest calorie option you guys have?

ice

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Krabby Patty Gummies

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Khaled’s misogyny aside for a second but who doesn’t like eating pussy jfc

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You know what’s better than weed?

Water

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hey here’s a fact for all of my followers who follow me.  butter, ice cream, milk, and cheese all come to us from the same animal.  i cant remember which animal it is right now but i know for sure its the same one

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a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

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