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i have not properly posted in god knows how long but im forcing you all to look at welt yang from hsr because i want him carnally

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hey im at work I just wanted to say I love u guys and the comments and tags you leave on my posts are so. fucking funny you guys are the best

also happy almost pride you will be gay in 24 hour

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don't panic buy games because of the eshop shutdown!!!! the memes are not lying It is genuinely very easy to hack your 3ds!!! please do it!!!!

3ds.hacks.guide

(don't follow video guides they are very often outdated and it's easier to make mistakes that way. this guide is very detailed with step by step instructions and they even have a support server in the event you have any trouble! i understand it might seem intimidating but risks of bricking or banning are very minimal at this point you will be glad you did it)

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Stop calling me gay boy call me bisexual boy so women know to hit on me

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the real benefit to being a mad scientist is no one really knows what you're capable of. As long as I say it with confidence, why wouldn't you believe I made a ring that's actually a detonator to my security system that's filled with a deadly nerve agent? Is that really any less likely than me keeping a human brain alive and conscious inside a tube of green goo so I can later implant it into a body constructed out of stolen corpse parts?

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shut the fuck up its tdick tuesday. get real

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I’ve been seeing a lot of anti-Nazi ones, which is great, but I felt like we needed one to show our support for the Jewish community.  

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Sega is unionizing

Tumblr refuses to show links, so I'll reblog with a link to their tweet, but Sega is unionizing and they need all the help they can get.

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this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and riches to come your way

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hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

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Guys, stop being crap to creators. You aren’t hurting Amazon. You’re stealing from writers.

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Don’t hate me but I really believe the world would be a better place if pigeons were the ubiquitous avian pet instead of parrots 👀

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stupid that “manspreading” became slang for men who sit badly on public transport instead of. you know what, never mind

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LITERALLY DO IT I DID I DON'T REGRET IT

What makes us human is the Nintendo 3DS

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To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)

Dir. Beeban Kidron