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My mom texts me: “Put your heart sunglasses on the cat!” I dunno mom, they’re big and I don’t think he’s gonna go for it. “Just try it, I saw it on Instagram, it’ll be cute.”

Nope.

Nope.

Bowie, please do not eat that.

OH SHIT!!!!

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falin descuido venga la alegría

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Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

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I love this

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The website of a local newspaper has a picture gallery on their page about the thunderstorm and they included this sopping wet beast 😭🥺

I hope the little rat friend is okay 😭😭😭

(c)

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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me watching asteroid city

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first dungeon meshi drawing. there will be more

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reblog for sample size !!

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In case anyone thinks this type of sanism doesn't happen on Tumblr

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Proof of Purchase and Urgent Update!

Thanks to all your donations, Hussam was able to buy 350 blankets for the people in the camp!! Now families in Rafah will be able to stay a little warmer throughout the harsh winter.

But I have some bad news! Khan Younis is being carpet bombed! Please keep Hussam and everyone in Rafah, and in Khan Younis, in your prayers. Rafah is overpopulated and the last relatively safe zone in Gaza, and the Israeli Army is seriously threatening them next.

For those of you who have been following this, my tumblr 'helpgazachildren' was deleted for unknown reasons. In the meantime, I put together this notion site to help document all the receipts and videos of updates for people who want a backlog of information. I will be continuously updating this site.

Please consider donating today. Your donations go directly to people in need with NO middle man in between. No donation amount is too little, or if you're unable to donate please spread the link today!!!

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Archie is such a nice person in PMEX. I would trust him with my life

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me watching asteroid city

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U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.

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Crittertongues Past: unsolicited makeover edition

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When people get a little too gung-ho about-

wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?

ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.

That’s…wild. What was I talking about?