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I have so many questions

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it is a crime that only guy and jasper 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈have homoerotic art together imagine if voltage did an entire art series i would quite literally cease to exist if we had similar art for lynt and tino and roy and grayson… hell even rio and thoma!

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this is my camera roll rn….

as you can see i’ve been reading too many story events

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jealousy, jealousy

bonus:

is mc aware she’s in a polycule

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which is gayer? being gay or whatever the fuck jasper and guy have going on?

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guy being dismissive only to turn around and do something surprisingly thoughtful? a likely thing for him to do.

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wow so excited to wait 28384829 business days for this to come to the english version only to not even have a chance at “winning” cause its so high in the ranking rewards its basically “spend all your money to win or screw you”

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It’s Rio’s birthday and he’s not in an event this month 💔💔💔

Why am I disappointed every month when its a consorts birthday and they aren’t in an event AND their birthday stories are locked behind draws that want you to spend hundred of gems to acquire them. I DONT WANT ACCESSORIES AND FUGLY DECORATIONS WHY CANT THEY BE BY THEMSELVES IN THE SHOP LIKE 2021 AND 2022 BDAY STORIES AGHHHHHHH

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In the 13 story events across the past six months Dia has only been in 2, Tino in 3, Rio and Grayson in 4….VOLTAGE WHEN I CATCH YOU

I’ve been meaning to rant about the story events for awhile because even with the s ranks its the same thing month over month. I’ve been reading a lot of past events and its crazy the difference its like they’ve given up developing the world and character relationships. 4 years in and we’re permanently stuck with an mc that cant levitate a piece of paper and consorts locked in their chambers like hermits as though they are all as anti social as Guy. Crazy that the bright spots in the events are Lou’s routes and when Fenn shows up to bother other people in their routes.

Me and all the court of darkness moots dying from drought on our way to voltage headquarters to beg on our knees for more Lance, Dia, Tino, Rio, Grayson, Knight, and Thoma content

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I need more court of darkness fic ideas…

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choose your fighter

I swear i’ll stop pushing my gay agenda soon just give me 365 business days

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I can't believe thats it's finally me and you, and you and me, just us, and your valet Jasper

Do-do-do-do-do-do, Jasper

Do-do-do-do-do-do, leave!

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/63483961/chapters/167982262

Guy is left reeling when he receives a Dies Amoris card from Toa. But when Toa reveals he also received one from Guy that he knows he never wrote, things get strange. They discover that an ancient relic has reawakened and deemed them compatible, and unless they give in to the union it demands, it will kill them both.

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guy avari has caught the simpism disease and its terminal. carrying lynt akedia bridal style so they can nap together.

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mc asking the real questions

this event lowkey traumatized me bc why did roy go to guy and essentially say “i love mc but do not worry i dont want her power you can have it i support your bid for leadership over everyone and would never betray you” BROTHER WHAT THE FUCK

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genuinely, grayson’s titties so large they wouldn’t fit in the frame