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Wylan: Halloween is already so scary like why is everyone is dressing up as scary things 😭

Jesper: You’re going as the pythagorus theorem…

Wylan: Stuff of absolute nightmares I know

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Wylan: When he tries to apologise but you’re already at the store buying what you need to turn him into an onion

Kaz: Please dont turn my sharpshooter into an onion

Wylan: Too. Late.

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Wylan: Im like if an eccentric genius was fucking stupid

Jesper: Call yourself stupid again and I swear I will cry

Wylan: Jes-

Jesper: I MEAN IT

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Kaz: You look like shit

Wylan:

Wylan: You say the sweetist things

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*in jail*

Jesper: So who do we call?

Kaz: Id say Wylan, but I feel safer in jail

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Jesper: You ever look at baby pictures of yourself and get an overwhelming sadness wash over you like damn… this bitch had no idea

Wylan: … You guys have baby pictures?

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Jesper: Would you still hire me if I was a worm?

Kaz:

Kaz: No

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Wylan: Who decided that skeletons are scary? Id honestly be much more scared if the vascular or muscular system just strolled into the room like what up

The Crows: 👁️👄👁️

Jesper: *In awe*

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Listen he's very busy, leave him alone 😌

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Wylan: *has biblical level meltdown*

Jesper: I want to marry you but I think you might need an exorcism because somethings off and Im not sure if its a demon or just autism

Wylan: *Glares*

Jesper: Right, no priests. Bad idea

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Jesper: You are such a horror

Wylan: Thanks 🥰

Jesper: Hottie. Sorry I meant hottie

Wylan: No you had it right the first time

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Jesper: You are such a horror

Wylan: Thanks 🥰

Jesper: Hottie. Sorry I meant hottie

Wylan: No you had it right the first time

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#Crowtober2023 Day 7 - Leaves

It's a very windy day in Ketterdam! 🍂

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Jesper: Hes a 10 but he only uses small spoons because big spoons give him the ick

Wylan: They’re just bad vibes! 😭

Jesper: Yes of course dear

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Matthias, with a light under his chin: many years ago a demon cursed this place

[two years earlier]

Kaz: fuck this house

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Shadow and Bone season two doodles pt. 3 because I can't think of anything else ✨