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Prisons/Jails vs Colleges - More prisons or more colleges?

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Rabindranath Tagore (1861-1941), poem 85 from “The Gardener”, 1914 Translated by the author from the original Bengali. New York: The Macmillan Company.

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Writing dionysus as this guy with bleached hair who owns one pair of socks, emotionally unloads at a food truck guy after a night of clubbing, and gets immediately parasocial with a rock star after hearing 1 song is god-tier characterization

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I almost forgot how few fucks the Ouran manga gives

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this is a poem

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My understanding of supernatural is thus:

Sam and Dean are brothers. I don't know what Sam does besides being Dean's brother but his name has to go first. They have father problems. Their mom like crawled on the ceiling and caught on fire or something. The plot is about monster hunting but nobody talks about that part

There's a certain caricature of americana happening that I enjoy. Sort of a masc version of the lana del rey vibe. There's a significance to the car. Carry on my wayward son. I once saw someone longposting about hamburger motif

Dean is sad gay and closeted. The writers are too sexist to have any of these guys keep girlfriends for long before the creatures get them or something. Castiel is sad gay and closeted and also an angel. Dean and Castiel have a weird gay thing going on. Something about phallic sword (knife?) imagery. Homophobically canonized after the longest queerbait of the century. Only reciprocal in spanish?

There were dragons at some point but they just looked like businessmen. Which is disappointing but could be commentary on capitalism

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wasnt a failed assassination. it was a successful long-range ear piercing by a deranged claires employee. they force femmed him. because of woke

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and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

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love saying i’ve been getting really into mundane normal things as if they’re a new undiscovered hobby. been getting really into pudding cups lately.

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tell me something about yourself

so this might be tmi but the first time i jacked off it was like 2005? I was playing the sims 2 for the first time and i didn’t know anything about Gay but i made my male sim kiss don lothario, which i didn’t think would work. i then googled “2 sims kissing (boys)” and that led me down a rabbit hole (lol sims 3 reference there), and yeah, ya know, I did the self-woohoo. that same night there was an oprah re-run about teenage pregnancy and i was horrified. oh my god, i was convinced i was pregnant, nevermind that i am a little cis gay boy with no uterus. nevermind that i was a virgin. i was CERTAIN I was pregnant. Like, 900%. I had done the nasty and had become filled with my own vile seed. I started getting really self-conscious about my belly expanding. I didn’t want to google anything about masturbation leading to pregnancy out of fear it would confirm all my worst fears. My male sim got abducted by aliens and came back with morning sickness. He gave birth to twin aliens. that confirmed it in my mind that it was biological possible for men to carry children, perhaps even their own.. what was i going to tell my parents when i gave birth to myself? anyway I went to the doctor with a cold and he asked me what was wrong and i told him i was pregnant and he pissed himself laughing. this whole ordeal lasted about 5 months, but the lasting effect will probably follow me to the grave.

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literally how is driving not incredibly scary for everybody. how is it so normalized. girl you are going to DIE out there

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it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this