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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

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“That well-dressed fellow in the corner? We call him the Gentleman Thief. Why, just last year, he single-handedly stole more than 40 gentlemen.”

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Community finally taking a stance against the down with cis bus

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"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store

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I wish leaving a job gave you a free pass to brutally attack your least favourite coworker with no repercussions

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no think, only cinnamoroll food

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Crow Guardian by Occoultya

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♢Life is Strange♢

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source ʚ♡⃛ɞ

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normani

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