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I finished Welcome to Dorley Hall and it was so good. Favorite part was when Christine was like "Welcome to Dorley Hall" and Dorleyed all over the hall

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What do I think about Dorley Hall? Well, chat, to be honest, I don't think I'm the guy to talk about that. NOT THAT I THINK THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT! Look, I like to think I'm the kind of motherfucker that a Dorley girl would walk up to, and be like "hmm, nah not this one." Like you know how fucking validating that would be? Girl who's literally experienced toxic masculinity from every side is like, "naw dude, you're good. You don't need to be a girl, you're doing it right." That's the kind of shit that keeps me on the fucking Peloton, you know what I mean, chat?

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please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

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Not what she meant but.

I mean it couldn’t hurt

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Damn bro....

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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Something something about dorley hall, detransition, baby and how people can start using masculinity as an armor then forget how to de armor themselves and what a life perpetually I armor looks like

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i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words

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this is peak Craigslist

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Beautiful older woman at the party asks me why such a cute kitten like myself wears a collar despite having no master and I, in turn, ask her if she knows what a Ronin is.

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but sir, the gecs outnumber the pilots nearly 5:1

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my contribution

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went to an elementaryschool musical production and they started the show with the director saying: "Now there's some very small viewers here today, so just so you know. There will be a scary character later in the show. This is her," and a girl in a kinda scary ghost outfit did a creepy walk across the stage, the stood up straight and did a cheery wave, "but remember, it's just Nina. She's pretending to be scary."

Aaaand i would very much like for horror movies to have that as a little bonus feature you can chose. Let me start a movie with Guillermo del Toro showing me a scary ghost that might jump at me, but don't worry, thats just Doug!

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???