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slasher movie where instead of the killers motivation being a dead child or abuse or whatever theyre a retail employee

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When straight cis women like slashers I immediately have red flags go off in my head

Because they will either

1. Infantilize them

2. Completely miss their point of being murderers to fuel their weird Harley joker fantasy

3. Face claim them as basic white men

I am gatekeeping slashers from straight cis women

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i am just waiting for you bitches to simp over the dude from the black phone when it comes out.

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My Vincent related delusions are no longer here so uhhhhh I think I'm gonna be deleting a lot of stuff on this blog lol

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"For Christ's sake Nash, you got it wrong. That's where the calls are going into."

"That's where they're coming from too, sir."

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a sandwich

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sorry this blog is now suddenly inactive i am just really gay for someone rn and its occupying all of my braincells 😃

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(Inspired by this post by @chaosatthefandom hehe)

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Theo this is absolutely excellent and as Vinny's certified dom top boyfriend and CEO of Vincent Is A Sub Rope Bunny Corporation I MUST add on to this...

So. He definitely likes to have his partner in his lap, being ridden, being told how good he is at filling you up, ESPECIALLY with his arms tied behind him, but also unbound too. He loves following orders and loves being told he's doing a good job!

But on the opposite end of the spectrum he definitely loves to sit in his partner's lap too, loves to be guided and loves to be obediently bouncing on your cock. 😌💓

AND HAIR PULLING YES HAIR PULLING AS A FELLOW MAN WITH LONG HAIR I LIVE. FOR. THAT. SHIT!

(also uh personal post only op can reblog bc Theo fucking rules)

sexy saturday and sinful Sunday you say? vincentvincentvincent pls

Vincent? You got it baby

18+ under the cut!

Okay so Vincent likes to have you in his lap when y'all knock boots. It's something about the closeness of it that he would never allow early in the relationship, where one of y'all had to be kissing the mattress.

He really likes it if you pull his hair when y'all are like that.

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sexy saturday and sinful Sunday you say? vincentvincentvincent pls

Vincent? You got it baby

18+ under the cut!

Okay so Vincent likes to have you in his lap when y'all knock boots. It's something about the closeness of it that he would never allow early in the relationship, where one of y'all had to be kissing the mattress.

He really likes it if you pull his hair when y'all are like that.

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SORRY GUYS DIDN'T MEAN TO PUT SUPERNATURAL ON THIS BLOG I DON'T EVEN FUCKING LIKE SUPERNATURAL AS YOU CAN TELL I DON'T CHECK WHAT BLOG I'M REBLOGGING POSTS TO LMAO

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sorry guys didn't mean to put jon anderson on this blog for slasher content 😔💔

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the calls are coming from inside the house!!! 📞🎄

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has anyone else been tempted to edit pictures of bo to get a better feel of vincent's appearance since we dont see too much of him or am i just nuts

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I'm gonna say it. Billy Lenz

do you guys wanna hear the latest drama among librarians across the country

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minors why are you here. begone

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Maybe slashers with a very energetic s/o that goofs around and plays with them a lot?

Your work is amazing!!

Thank you so much sugar!! I try my very best!! I hope you enjoy this!

Slashers x an S/O who’s energetic

Jason Voorhees

- He doesn’t mind how energetic you are, wether it be the type to go on walks every morning and work out or even just plain ol goofy you.

- to him it balances out his quietness

- Jason sometimes feels bad that he isn’t vocal with you so he can’t goof around with you verbally.. but physically? Of course he will.

- Tickle fights are a definite yes and he’ll always be down for them, as well as chasing you around the house.

- in a playful manner of course.

- By the end of the day you and Jason will be plopping onto the bed and heaving like crazy, cuddling up and falling asleep.

Michael Myers

- You must be funny if you think this big guy is completely okay with how energetic you are. At times he doesn’t understand how he can stand you.

- but he.. “occasionally” tells himself that he loves you and that’s why.

- you’re trying to get him to fool around? Yeah good luck. Fooling around to Michael is something he does to his victims and you my dear are no where near that. Unless you really get on his nerves then it could be a possibility that he may regret thinking of.

- rarely.. and I mean rarely will Michael let his childish side out. He’ll allow you to tickle him, or even make funny faces and voices causing him to softly chuckle. But it’s the most you’ll get out of him.

- he may even pull a funny face back, but watch carefully because he won’t be doing it a second time.

Thomas Hewitt

- goofball? Oh darling he loves that about you. He loves that when he’s having a bad day and he can come home to you, your silly personality always puts a smile to his face.

- He’s definitely one of the slashers who is also goofy with you. He may not speak but his noises and actions make you laugh up a storm and he absolutely loves it.

- At times you can he hyper but that’s okay he actually thinks it’s good for him to have you around, always making him get up and run around and or just be on the floor in fits of laughter

- whatever it is, he is A- okay with it and wouldn’t change you for anything.

- millions of tickle fights, big boy is strong enough to pin you down and have you laughing till you can’t breathe.

Bo Sinclair

- Bo doesn’t really understand how you can be so energetic. He may try and convince you to use all that energy with luring in victims, but 9 times out of 10 he’ll fail to convince you.

- “Tickle fight? No don’t touch me you hear? I’m not Ticklish. Men aren’t ticklish.”

- That was a load of shit and you knew it, he’s very ticklish especially on his thighs and lower stomach.

- He may tell you that you talk too much but don’t take it to heart he actually enjoys hearing you ramble whilst having an energy burst, he thinks it’s quite entertaining and cute when you do so.

- even though he seems annoyed with you. He truly doesn’t mind, he’ll always have you in the shop entertaining him.

Vincent Sinclair

- Though Vincent is quiet and is pretty laid back.. much like Jason he thinks your energetic personality really balances out his own quiet shy personality.

- At times your pranks may be a little too much and may startle him more then he would have expected but other then that he doesn’t mind at all!

- Vincent may convince you to prank Bo and get you to tell him it was Vincent’s idea so you don’t get into much trouble.

- You wanna play? But he’s working.. oh whatever a break can’t be so bad

- The reason why he loves how energetic you are is because he gets to hear your laugh and smile, it always tugs a grin to his face when he hears it throughout the house or even just seeing that silly smile.

The Collector/ Asa Emory

- Like Michael, Asa doesn’t and can’t grasp why or how you could be so energetic or even where all the energy came from.

- Asa will not pay any mind to it and most likely continue with work. For a while he was okay with letting you come to work with him during the nights but when he noticed how much energy you had, how loud and clumsy you became he was scared you’d get hurt and or alert someone.

- “Y/n.. don’t touch me. I’m busy.” “I said don’t touch me.. what if you get hurt!? You’re so careless”

- he really doesn’t mind it.. but please be careful around him when he’s working.. he’s honestly really scared you’ll get hurt and he doesn’t wanna see you like that.

- Sometimes though.. Asa will touch base with his carefree side and might actually allow himself to be goofy.

Chromeskull/ Jesse Cromeans

- Mr. Cromeans is in the same boat as you.

- Normally he may seem quite calm but he’s actually full of energy most of the time and needs something to let it all out.

- He’ll be the one to go on morning runs and when you guys come back definitely have fight wars. He’s up for almost anything.

- For days that he isn’t there he’ll definitely look into getting you a dog, a breed that is energetic so you have something to do whilst he’s busy.

- He might end up getting jealous of the dog though... so just be aware. Make sure you give Jesse just as much attention.

Brahms Heelshire

- Oh thank goodness he’s found someone who’s just like him.

- Now if you had the attitude and child like manners he may not like that but your goofy energetic personality is just what he needs.

- You both may actually have the house torn apart with how much you too run around.

- He’s down for tickle fights, play fights, games, anything that’ll drain his energy.

- He really does like seeing you so happy, he doesn’t like the idea of you being said so almost anytime you’re upset he’ll try anything to boost that silly energy back up.