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treasure hunter! Korryn fucking reader (and you🤭) senseless on that stone chair with her big cock is real (based on her skin) she's so damn hot 😩🔥

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Fun fact; when I was tapping around on Korryn’s skin to hear her voice lines , I tapped her crotch area out of silliness and she says: “not to brag, but with this big fella and my furs, just sitting here is enough to keep every desert bandit and outlaw at bay…”

And I was like, “BIG FELLA?” WHEN I TAPPED YOUR CROTCH?? Oh Korryn’s got a huge dick canonically now. I think that voice line is mostly reserved for when you tap on her legs, but the fact that it first played when I tapped her crotch of all places, seems like Korryn is tryna tell me something…

Anyways, Korryn dicking you down on that stone throne is wild. Lysandra would probably be pissed, but Korryn would look smug as ever making you ride that fat cock of hers. Especially since that stone throne is probably an ancient furniture in a temple, and here Korryn was defiling you right on it 🩷

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Congrats on the skin you got!!

I love to think of buying skins as me spoiling my beloved like here darling some new clothes I love you so much <333 And my wife can of course thank me with a kiss or two

EXACTLYYYY! Many fictional characters are cursed to wear the same clothes 24/7. They deserve a change in wardrobe, so it’s only fair that I spoil my wives with as many costume changes as I can give them 🙂‍↕️

I actually have bought a lot of skins for my sinners as PTN is the game I whale a lot in. I just want my girls to have pretty clothes and in return they just have to stand there and look pretty on the battlefield. Or…give me a kiss like you said 👉👈

I know Korryn’s happy to get some decent coverage because she’s pretty much in a bikini the entire time in her default clothes. Cover up baby, you’ll get cold…

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I couldn’t resist buying it, I HAD TO. THATS MY WIFE I HAD TO BUY HER SOME NEW CLOTHES. Now both Cabernet and Korryn have their own special attires, both wives are happy <3

Also the voice lines that Korryn’s skin has are so dirty I’m shocked. It’s like she half expects us to unzip those pants and— *dick sucking noises*

There’s a reason why she’s sitting like that. There’s an opening for my head stick through, and she can lock that leg over my head to keep me trapped there while I give her a tornado blowjob 🤤

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I'm imagining Eirene's dumb wife who's also a sinner but kind of forgot about it. Just, her having a, like her wife, S rank power and just chilling with it.

Maybe mania dumbs her down? Because if she had brainpower she would start a riot.

And maybe Eirene found her on the side of the street beating up a thug and tried to recruit her but fell for her dumb ass.

Chief : At least you are more docile sinner. It almost feel like breath of fresh air.

Dumb!Reader, whose half a braincell sparked and started to feel unfathomable rage : I think we need to get rid of Paradeisos, do you think other sinners would help me stage a coup >:(? I need to bathe in their blood and feel their bones snap under my hands >:((.

Chief, startled : What?

Dumb!Reader, who already forgot : What :)?

Thank god for Reader being a bimbo then! Imagine if she had an OP power like Deren and even just half of her intelligence. She might actually destroy DisCity, but because she’s dumb (and Deren is too lazy) the world is spared from their horrifying abilities.

It’s sort of like a needed drawback for even having such a power in the first place! At least Chief and Eirene don’t have to worry about that power awakening anytime soon, considering that Bimbo! Reader is usually just a happy-go-lucky woman who has the memory of a bubble. Eirene is just happy to have her cute, stupid wife, and Chief is happy you won’t cause a Black Ring 😭

It’d be funny if there are moments where Reader activates her sinner ability by accident and while everyone is scared shitless, she’s just like “oh I forgot I could do that!” and then walks away cuz she doesn’t think it’s a big deal.

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Alternatively, Chief's own bimbo wife steps in.

She has been known to match wavelength with the other wives, she engages in some of the group activities, and has played a pivitol role in getting the Chief to be less angry when they mess something up.

But the other bimbos all know that when the Chief's wife says no and really puts her foot down on it, that's it. The one person that the other wives will listen to when their sinner wives are busy, though she's all too happy to be a part of the chaos, she also will stop the other from doing anything that would actively hurt them.

BEHOLD THE LEADER OF THE BIMBOS; CHIEF’S OWN BIMBO WIFE!

Fitting for how Chief is a leader for the sinners, it only makes sense for her wife to be a leader for the other wives. When one of the other bimbos does something wrong (stares at Eirene’s wife) Chief’s wife is able to convince her to let them off easy. I imagine Chief’s wife clings to her arm and gives her the biggest, wettest puppy eyes ever, and Chief just finds herself so weak to them. Being married to a bimbo wife like the others really has changed her to be softer 😭

But Chief’s bimbo is different from the others I imagine. She’s dumb, but not that dumb. She knows when things can lead to danger and will tell the other wives not to do something if it poses a great annoyance to the Chief (like blowing up the microwaves). “My wife will be mad if you do that, please don’t,” Chief’s wife says, and all the other wives listen without complaint. What a true soulmate for the Chief <3

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okay but Chief being herself, and not understanding Moronsexual until Chief manages to get herself a bimbo wife 👾

OMG every woman in the Bureau is getting their own bimbo wife! You get a bimbo, you get a bimbo, everyone gets a bimbo! Chief finally gets the craze when she meets her own bimbo that catches her heart. She gets it now, and now every time her and the other women who have bimbo wives gather, they just talk about all the cute stupid things their wives do.

“And Chief, what did your wife do today?” Chameleon asks casually over tea time. “My wife accidentally used important documents as a coaster. She said she was very sorry and cried…I’m in love with her.”

And then every woman in the room collectively sighs as they daydream about their wives. Meanwhile the bimbos are all gathering in their own space, swooning over their capable wives <3

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Aisno really wants to give me every flavor of blonde woman ever and I feel so spoiled because of it 😵‍💫

This is what, our 6th blonde woman in PTN? Anyways Milly looks like she’d be a Queen Bee-type of sinner with all the honeycomb and honey symbolism. I’d let her pollinate my flower <3

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Seeing Eirene contents make me so happy bcs she was like my second S rank sinner (after Zoya)

I love ur contents so much, hope u have the best sleepover with Cabernet and Korryn

Awww thank you! I’m always happy to circle back to the OG sinners! As much as I love talking about the new upcoming sinners, it’s nice to talk about the OGs like Eirene, Zoya, Chelsea, Bai Yi, etc. They were here first and are the women that got me hooked on the game in the first place.

Also yes, Angeysona will enjoy her sleepover with Cabernet and Korryn. Well, as much as she can without passing out or staring at the floor that is 😅. I’m afraid that both Cabernet and Korryn are the hottest women she’s ever met, and sharing a bed with the both of them will end her.

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Chief dreads the day that the other moronsexual sinners find their own dumb gf/wife + bringing them inside the mbcc

A collective group of bimbo wives infiltrates the Bureau and now Chief is getting grey hairs trying to manage them all LMAO. I like to think the bimbo wives of the moronsexual sinners all befriend each other because they’re on the same wavelength, and wherever they go chaos ensues.

Chief has to get Nightingale and Faye (maybe Wynn too) to manage all these cute bimbos at once. They need to make sure every single one is taken care of and in safe condition, otherwise they will never hear the end of it from their sinner wives. 😭

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The MBCC just treat Eirene's wife as the random cat you bought

Like yeah, they sometimes messed up your work and stuff but when you saw their face, all you want to cuddle and coo at them

The staff and sinners just can’t be mad at that face. You look too cute to yell at, even though you’re the reason they have to lock up all the microwaves and make rules about making sure not to eat the paper in a snack. You know how sometimes there’s thin pieces of parchment paper to separate bread snacks? Well Eirene’s wife has definitely accidentally eaten it several times. You’re the reason why there’s a sign above the snack cabinet that says “make sure to check for paper before eating!” 😭

Bimbo! Reader being cat coded is so silly. Eirene loves her silly wife who needs help every single day to just exist. Without her or the Bureau staff and sinners keeping watch over you, you’d probably be an accidental felon who’s life is just constantly at risk 💀

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CW: Indulgent selfship rambles for Korrgey and Cabergey. Pls ignore if not interested

In contrast with Cabernet who sleeps in the most luxurious, silky night gowns imaginable, I feel like Korryn sleeps nude. Just buck naked under the covers because sleeping with any kind of clothes on bothers her too much to relax. So imagine my persona’s surprise when she goes from sleeping with Cabernet to sleeping with a butt naked Korryn, who smirks because she knows what kind of effects her body has on her and likes it.

Cabernet notices this and decides to change up her sleep attire to accommodate, choosing to sleep in thin, lacy lingerie instead to further provoke Angeysona to sleepover with her more. At one point, Angeysona gets too overwhelmed at these sleepovers because pretty naked women scare her, so she ends up going to the Chief’s room to sleep with her for a bit. At least until things cool down between her situationships 😭

God forbid they all sleepover at once though. That’d be a daydream nightmare for Angeysona…

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Imagine when Chief goes to arrest Eirene’s wife they just see a giant fire because bimbo wife did indeed microwave metal. Chief instantly understands why Eirene was so desperate to get her back. And they bring in bimbo wife unharmed but covered in soot like a guilty white coat dog that ran through mud.

HELPPP. The Chief just stares in disbelief that this was the woman Eirene chose to marry, but doesn’t question it further. She just picks you up and escorts you back to the Bureau, where your loving wife is waiting. She is in complete shock once she sees you covered in soot, smelling even worse because it’s like you rolled through a forest bonfire before getting here. Regardless of it being your fault, Eirene is one of those wives who blames other people rather than her wife who was the true culprit of the mess.

Eirene: My dear! Oh, you are so filthy! Come now, let us take a shower. I can’t believe the Chief didn’t get you in time to stop this from happening, I should’ve went with her…how incompetent (sigh)

Chief, standing there getting blamed for what you did: 🧍‍♀️

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Sinners + Chief's reaction to Eirene's dumb wife doing stupid things inside the bureau

While Eirene’s dumb wife does make the Sinners/Staff facepalm at her actions, they know it’s out of pure obliviousness so they always let it slide. They can’t even bring it up with Eirene anyways, because if someone even dares mention that they are angry with you? They feel the wraith of the CEO of Quinn Industries, who has the power to hire five assassins but kill them herself, and bury the body herself 💀

One thing that always impresses people though, is that despite you being very naive, you are somehow immune to scams. Bai Yi has tried to scam you several times, but your severe dumbness just makes them give up on trying to scam you (almost like you’re so dumb that it cancels out). Bai Yi feels like she’s going in circles trying to get you hooked on a scam, and eventually she gives up because it takes forever trying to explain things to you and if you’re too confused, you mention calling your wife for help. To which Bai Yi panics and immediately speeds away. If Eirene were to find out she was trying to scam her wife she would never see the light of day…

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Eirene who on the verge of explode when her wife finally move in yet attracted MORE attention BUT reader still love only Eirene and Eirene really enjoyed giving a fuck you to the other women because reader don't give a fuck about them (romantically)

I can see Eirene having her wife on her lap when it’s wine night in Chelsea’s room (which is interesting to say the least because Eirene isn’t a fan of PDA imo) just so the rich Eastside women can see and get jealous over Eirene.

“Eirene! You really want to kiss me here? A-And on your lap?!” You sound absolutely flabbergasted that your usually reserved wife would even suggest such a thing. Yet Eirene just smirks and pats your bum, like she was always into PDA even before your marriage. “Of course. My wife is beautiful and I can’t resist spoiling her. Lean down.”

Before you could even respond to her suddenly dominant tone, she pushes the back of your head into a kiss. All words of protest die as soon as they’re born, and like the bimbo you are, you forget you’re in the prescience of Chelsea, Cabernet, Pearl and Cassia, and the two of you just begin making out. Chelsea’s jaw drops, Cassia’s nose wrinkles in disgust and offense, and Eirene just continues smooching you like you’re back at home.

Also, while this is pretty ooc for Eirene, I think it’d be funny if she just flips them all off while making out with you. You can’t see because she is flipping them off behind your back, so the rich Eastside ladies just get an eyeful of you getting tongued, and Eirene flipping the bird 😅

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we all know that Eirene is our moronsexual queen 🙌 what I would give to be her dumb af gf/wife 🥲. But anywho, who else do you think is moronsexual?

Chameleon, probably. While she enjoys dissecting people who have their own mental fortitude of intelligence, she also enjoys just having someone who has the same mental state as a happy hamster. It’s a nice break from all the complex patients she has to help work through, as it’s relatively easy to understand your needs and actions. “Ah, don’t cry, my love. Here, have a muffin, I know you love muffins, yes?”

“Muffins! Thank you Chameleon!” And Chameleon just smiles at how easy it is to satisfy you. You’re just so easy to understand and accommodate, it’s not a challenge for Chameleon to dissect and sometimes she just needs a break by being with someone simple. You’re a simple girl with simple needs, and Chameleon is more than happy to provide.

Besides Chameleon, I can also see Rise, Yingying, Yugu, Matilda, Lisa and Du Ruo being moronsexual as well. Some of them are a bit more hesitant to admit it, but they do find themselves attracted to girls who are a bit stupid. 💕

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What will happen to Eirene's bimbo wife when Eirene gets arrested/locked up in the mbcc?

-sorry for the wrong grammar

Eirene has to somehow convince the Chief to let her wife stay with her at the MBCC because she just can’t leave her alone. “Chief, please. If I leave my wife home alone she might do something stupid like microwave metal. Please Chief, I need to take care of her.” Initially it doesn’t convince her at first, so Eirene resorts to just bribing the Chief with large sums of cash.

Eirene: I’ll donate to the Bureau every month!

F! Chief: You already do that, Eirene.

Eirene: I’ll donate double to the Bureau every month if you just let my wife move in!

Eventually, with Eirene hounding the Chief every second and even using some manipulation tactics, Chief grows weary and finally accepts. When Eirene is finally reunited with you she doesn’t spend a moment apart. You move into her room that same day and Eirene even hires a few Bureau staff to upgrade her cell into a more comfortable place for her beloved. She doesn’t want you sleeping somewhere small after all.

Cue Eirene asking Chief to put a chandelier in her room so it’ll be just like your guys’ master bedroom at home 😅

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Why do I image those Eastside Ladies trying to lure Eirene's wife! Reader away by holding some kind of stuff that Reader and belike: "see this? I have so many in my house, wanna come?"

Like playing with a cat you know?

The thing is though, what exactly would the Eastside ladies use to lure Reader to them? It can’t be money because not only is Eirene already super rich, but despite being a bimbo, Reader isn’t that shallow. No matter how much money or gold the Eastsiders throw at her, she just doesn’t find any use for it. Eirene takes good care of her already 🥺

Actually, pretty much anything physical will not swayde Bimbo! Reader because of how much Eirene spoils her. All the plushies, snacks, merchandise and anything she could possibly want is all taken care of by Eirene. Perhaps Reader can never be convinced to follow the Eastside ladies and instead, just follows them because she thinks they want to be friends! But of course, Bimbo! Reader being as sweet as ever has to ask her wife if it’s okay.

“Eirene…can I go over to Chelsea’s house?”

“Sure, but I have to come too.”

“Okay!”

And Chelsea mutters the smallest “fawk” because she knows Eirene is going to be super possessive and overprotective of you during your stay. As she should because all these Eastsiders keep trying to steal her girl!