singekyo

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if i ever had godlike powers over the nature of animals i'd just make crabs smarter. like on par with crows or something. you'll walk out onto the pier at night and see a group of crabs working together to drag an unconscious man into the water. you can't help him now. he's gone.

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bert and ernie go to ikea

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by @beetlemoses

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I dueled a wasp with my katana for 45 minutes and i lost

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*at the job interview* i have powers

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True

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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I got a Moomin nendoroid. I also got left over yugioh stuff from the Kaiba one and

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This is so real though, I've noticed a huge uptick in Danny Phantom crossovers happening lately

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Technically tagged by @izanori

Last song: Smile by Bruno Mars and Lady Gaga

Favorite color: I feel like it changes a lot, but it's usually somewhere in either the purple or red family

Currently watching: Currently nothing, but I did watch From Bureaucrat to Villainess recently, and that was very good!

Last Movie: I think Companion was the last movie that I watched? (I loved it, peak cinema)

Currently reading: I haven't started it yet, but I just bought The Bone Shard Daughter

Sweet, spicy, or savory: I like sweets the most I think

Current Obsession: Pokemon I think

Last googled: Recent movies, because I forgot what movies I had seen recently lol

Currently working on: I actually just posted another chapter of The Shadows Cast On Us one of my many Naruto fanfics. This one is an Uchiha OC-centric with Elder Scrolls elements and Daedra shenanigans going on.

Tagging: I don't really have anyone to tag, so I guess no one. If anyone sees this that follows me though, feel free to do so yourself!

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the kamala harris campaign was so bad it's crazy. like setting aside all my loonie leftie purity testing positions like "genocide is bad" for a second, even setting aside the fact that biden hideously sabotaged it by demanding the campaign not do anything that might make him look bad like, say, 'promise any differences at all from his unpopular administration' -- the pivot to immigration hawkishness was unbelievably stupid. trump is the ultimate issue owner on immigration, you are never, ever, going to convince someone whose main worry is about Evil Illegal Immigrants Taking Jobs and Doing Crime, to vote for you over donald trump on that basis. kamala harris could have filmed herself executing undocumented children with a shotgun and it would not have moved the needle on this, so all that these ads achieved was affirming for such voters that The Border was the Big Issue of this election and so that they should vote for the Border Wall Guy.

& again i am saying this from the point of view of my electoral politicsona, this is all, yknow, fairly within the purview of uncontroversial liberal polsci shit. Legendarily bad campaign, in any sensible world these people would never be allowed to touch electoral politics again. let alone what would happen to them in any Just world

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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food at all!

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They/them pussy

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Today my professor picked up a garter snake, said “Ow!” five times as it bit him, set it back down, and said, “Okay. That’s one defense mechanism snakes have.”

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i had a dream i was playing undertale and i got to the snowy area and it was mostly the same but papyrus was replaced with this new character Prunsal.

Prunsal’s sprite was a high-contrast black and white photorealistic eyeball, roughly twice as big as papyrus, and looking directly at the viewer. whenever Prunsal “spoke”, the music mostly cut out and instead of text it was an unsettling orange glow emanating from the text box

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"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

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Jerry dates a brabant woman whose father has angered Emperor Rudolph. Elaine develops a boil that fascinates physicians. Kramer attempts to impersonate a monk, and is questioned by a Papal Nuncio. George is discovered to have the worst horoscope in the entire Holy Roman Empire.