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look y'all Pokémon eeveelutions are great but eevee has nothing on wild mustard

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Need gift suggestions for my boyfriend. It's our 1 year and I am clueless.

I got mine this last year and he loved it! It basically shows the alignment of the stars on any important date

it’s called under lucky stars

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r/InterestingAsFuck

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Dr James Barry, the first doctor to perform a successful C section wherein both mother and child survived, was a huge champion of handwashing at a time when most doctors didn’t wash their hands. For this reason, many of the chilldbirths he delivered resulted in healthier babies and mothers. He was also a gay trans man, who specifically wrote that upon his death he wished for his body to be taken in its nightshirt, wrapped in his sheets as a shroud, and placed into the coffin so that nobody would see his body. His wishes were not respected, and as a result he was outed at his death.

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you can literally lay in bed and eat a block of cheese like an apple and it’s not illegal

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“I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.”

-Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut

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I see nothing wrong

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if a teenager is at your door and they are wearing a costume!! please give them candy!! they are still in it for the halloween spirit and it honestly no different from a little kid in a costume. they are just as excited and happy as all the other lil tykes and dont you dare tell them they are “too old for trick-or-treating” because that will literally break their hearts and that’s not cool.

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this dog getting washed with bouncy music in the background is like a genre of its own

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Smash mouth has a song about a guy realizing the girl he’s dating is still in love with her ex girlfriend and he encourages said ex to come back and rekindle their lesbian romance

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I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input

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why are we so lucky to live in a world where the largest creature on the planet is a peaceful playful underwater mega zucchini

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I hate the narrative of “we’re all doomed because of climate change” because not only is it unproductive and generally depressing, it’s not true. We can still prevent the worst from happening by reducing emissions.

Also, climate change wouldn’t immediately cause the end of the world. Animals will adapt if possible, and people will too. That isn’t necessarily a positive thing for most, but it’s not an immediate death.

It’s a question of mitigation or adaptation. We’re already being hit with the need to adapt. The question is what lengths we will go to reduce greenhouse gasses.

More info: https://climate.nasa.gov/solutions/adaptation-mitigation/

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me: *has feelings*

me: Pathetic. Disgusting. Won’t Let It Happen Again.

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Gentle hellhound’s morning report

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y'all think about love?

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no offense but let bisexual girls talk about boys like… y'all praise us when we gush about other girls but when we mention a cute boy y'all call us straight… like how do you expect bisexuals to feel comfortable with themselves if you only show validation for part of their attraction?? it just doesn’t make sense??