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reblog if your blog is actually safe for bi people.
reblog if you believe bi people deserve to have a space and voice.
reblog if you recognize the specific struggles that no people go through.
reblog if you know bi people are more than “half gay, half straight”.
reblog if you believe bi rights and representation aren’t just “catering to straight people.”
reblog if you see us.
reblog if you know we are safe on your blog.
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I like to think none of this would have worked out if you weren’t, at heart, just a little bit a good person. And if you weren’t, deep down, just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing.
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look sir, he’s trying
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It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died
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A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement
(Note: This isn’t me)
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Becoming an adult is watching Home Alone and wondering how the parents afforded the house
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Slytherin: of all my acquaintances Puff is one of the small number whom I do not actively root against
Slytherin: ah, there I go, getting all sappy
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Doctor WHo is the most searched it’s ever been since the 50th anniversary via /r/doctorwho https://ift.tt/2QGx137
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happy th
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“For how long have I been known to you?”
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#get rekt
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hey hey hey you remember ratatouille? that movie was fuckin wild. in the first 20m a woman points a shotgun at the protagonist and tries to shoot him multiple times, brings down the roof of her own house, and subsequently gasses it. then the rat goes to paris and meets the bastard son of a dead chef and almost dies. again. several times. many times! almost gets locked in an oven. and then drowned. then some shit happens and he controls the bastard son by pulling on his hair. also the bastard chef gets drunk at least once. it’s explicit too like the scheming sous chef brings this 18 y/o or whatever into his office and gets him drunk because he wants the kid to admit that he’s a successful chef because of a tiny hair-pulling rat puppeteer who lives in his hat. and all throughout it the rat is grappling with the ethical conflict of whether stealing is right, and how to reconcile the wasted excesses of capitalism with his belief in private property and self-earned worth, especially when he comes from an impoverished background where stealing was necessary. and the underlying motif is how art isn’t an exclusive club, and how making art accessible to everyone is critical to the expansion and success of art itself, and the importance of honesty in relationships. also the human protagonist’s name is linguini
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The dolphin brought her phone back
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The dolphin brought her phone back
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my counselor: how are you doing?
me: good, how are you?
my counselor: good, what brings you in today?
me: im doin real bad karen
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honestly? marvel doesn’t need to market avengers 4. it sells itself. everyone will be seeing this movie next year and it’ll break every record infinity war made.
which means? they don’t technically even need to release a trailer. imagine that. imagine we don’t get the trailer or the name until the fucking week the movie comes out. and guess what? we’d still all rush to give marvel our money because we’re all so far up their asses it’s not even funny
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