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The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper
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“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen
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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
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Currently thinking about the bit in Going Postal where Moist meets Sacharissa and immediately internalizes “Ring on finger but goes by ‘Miss Cripslock,’ probably has Views, Do Not Attempt To Kiss Hand” like he has a conman’s version of Terminator vision where he’s constantly mathematically figuring out how to ingratiate himself to someone
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this is Bernd of Fortune. Ignore him and everyday will be a „Mist-Day“ for the rest of your life.
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Hey, I have a question, so a group of construction workers has recently built a nest outside my home and seem to want to spend the summer months there. They've already started construction on a project, so I assume they're healthy, but is there anything I can do to make sure they get the nutrition they need throughout the hot summer months? Do I need to have a steady supply of beer or energy drinks?
construction workers are expert foragers and don't take well to interruptions, so the best you can do is leave them be.
if you want to encourage them, however, you can spend three to four hours on the street watching their project with your hands clasped behind your back. this makes them feel like they are doing a good job
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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies
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POV you’re art and your bestest most specialest SecUnit goes “hey can you make a copy of me specifically to die” and you go “that’s an awful idea” and it goes “no fuck you it’s a great idea also you asked something to send to die so you can have me” and you shout “i didn’t mean you!” and it goes “stop yelling at me” which is maybe the first time it’s verbally pushed back on mistreatment in its life so you go entirely quiet because you are so so angry with it but also you can’t yell at it because it asked you not to
and then you send out the copy of it anyway to save your crew, and it saves your crew and another SecUnit and also itself
and then it dies
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*stands on the top of a moderately tall building and yells*
THE GERMAN GENITIVE DOES NOT REQUIRE AN APOSTROPHE UNLESS IT’S A NAME ENDING WITH AN S
THE GERMAN PLURAL MOST DEFINITELY DOES NOT REQUIRE AN APOSTROPHE
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my humble first attempt at a murderbot. i think i accidentally took 400 billion creative liberties but that's ok <3 i hope the fandom accepts my offering. please vehicular manslaughterbbot fandom im.baby 🙏
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I’ve been forbidden from water or fire within 500 miles of Rome as the terms of my exile #myexile
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Are radio stations still playing the greatest hits of the 80s, 90s, and today? It's been today for so, so long
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Lieb's ja, wenn man irgendwo seine Email angeben muss, den ersten Buchstaben eingibt und das Feld direkt rot wird und da steht, man solle eine gültige Email Adresse eingeben. Ja schon klar, dass meine Email nicht der Buchstabe n ist.
Die Bahn setzt da noch einen drauf:
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Ne also meine Auftragsnummer ist 8 und mein Nachname ist [redacted]. Keine Ahnung, was da nicht gültig sein sollte.
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love ignoring things ‘have you seen this terrible show’ no im the ignorer ‘can you believe what that celebrity tweeted yesterday’ i am the ignorer
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zum folgenden Post fiel mir das hier ein:
Berlin, S-Bahnhof Westkreuz, September 2011
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NO! Thinking their negative thoughts privately will kill the patient. She needs bitching and whining to live
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do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper “this isn’t a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and i’m telling you you’re wrong”
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