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(Sound on.) Bonus clip today: Penguins navigating stairs.
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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
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Going through the pile of books to go to charity shops and there’s this amazing kids history one that’s literally like
Give your friend a neolithic burial

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as someone with aragorn's kind of face framing layers i just know the front pieces are hanging in his eyes all day every day... "my path is hidden from me" you are 4 bobby pins away from utter clarity.
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One big advantage of literary fantasy over more visual media is that you can hide completely batshit worldbuilding in plain sight. Like, yeah, what this setting calls "elves" are actually grey aliens, like from UFO folklore, but it takes thirty chapters for the reader to get enough information to piece that together because none of the viewpoint characters particularly remark upon it. Why would they? Elves looking like that is normal for them.
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the biggest loss of animated movies trending towards sympathetic villains/no villains is that we dont get enough crazy death scenes anymore. stuff like tarzan's villain accidentally hanging himself or help i'm a fish's villain drowning and floating away silently on screen. sometimes your movies just need stuff to scare 8 year olds shitless. its good for the enviroment i think. probably.
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"Na wie geht's?"
"Ach, ich lass mich einfach so treiben."
Die Strömung, in der ich treibe:
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The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper
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“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen
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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
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Currently thinking about the bit in Going Postal where Moist meets Sacharissa and immediately internalizes “Ring on finger but goes by ‘Miss Cripslock,’ probably has Views, Do Not Attempt To Kiss Hand” like he has a conman’s version of Terminator vision where he’s constantly mathematically figuring out how to ingratiate himself to someone
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this is Bernd of Fortune. Ignore him and everyday will be a „Mist-Day“ for the rest of your life.
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Hey, I have a question, so a group of construction workers has recently built a nest outside my home and seem to want to spend the summer months there. They've already started construction on a project, so I assume they're healthy, but is there anything I can do to make sure they get the nutrition they need throughout the hot summer months? Do I need to have a steady supply of beer or energy drinks?
construction workers are expert foragers and don't take well to interruptions, so the best you can do is leave them be.
if you want to encourage them, however, you can spend three to four hours on the street watching their project with your hands clasped behind your back. this makes them feel like they are doing a good job
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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies
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POV you’re art and your bestest most specialest SecUnit goes “hey can you make a copy of me specifically to die” and you go “that’s an awful idea” and it goes “no fuck you it’s a great idea also you asked something to send to die so you can have me” and you shout “i didn’t mean you!” and it goes “stop yelling at me” which is maybe the first time it’s verbally pushed back on mistreatment in its life so you go entirely quiet because you are so so angry with it but also you can’t yell at it because it asked you not to
and then you send out the copy of it anyway to save your crew, and it saves your crew and another SecUnit and also itself
and then it dies
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*stands on the top of a moderately tall building and yells*
THE GERMAN GENITIVE DOES NOT REQUIRE AN APOSTROPHE UNLESS IT’S A NAME ENDING WITH AN S
THE GERMAN PLURAL MOST DEFINITELY DOES NOT REQUIRE AN APOSTROPHE
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my humble first attempt at a murderbot. i think i accidentally took 400 billion creative liberties but that's ok <3 i hope the fandom accepts my offering. please vehicular manslaughterbbot fandom im.baby 🙏
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