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For all the single people thinking of getting married, here are the pros and cons:
On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
On the other hand, you don’t.
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james is sirius’s therapist, peter is james’s therapist, sirius is peters therapist, and remus just goes “suck it up” to himself.
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Wasted summers by juju
If I ask nicely who will rb this telling me what is the last song u listened to 🥺
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fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out
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James: When Regulus was born, the gods said, "He's too perfect for this world."
Sirius: Please. When he was born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."
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Sirius, after finding out about Dorlene and Jegulus: WHAT THE FUCK! HOW MANY OF YOU FUCKERS HAVE SECRET RELATIONSHIPS?
Regulus: Well you’re in a relationship with Remus, and he really should’ve kept that a secret.
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James: If we had a ship name what would it be
Regulus: Jegulus, obviously
James: not blotter?
Regulus: Why the fuck would it be blotter
James: Our last names! when we get married we have to mix them together
Regulus: James, thats not how lastnames work
James: Well I'm not taking yours, I'm a feminist
Regulus: James what-
James: ROTTER! FINAL ANSWER
Regulus: THAT MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE
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