Tag Yourself - Castiel Edition
Which Castiel are you?
Castiel 1.0
- great hair but not the smartest cookie
- everybody loves him
- got drunk once and the story keeps getting wilder
- precious
- bad grades but A for effort
Not-Castiel
- not sure why he’s here
- v. religious
- wanted to be an astronaut when he grew up
- salty
- just wants to go home
Bizarro Castiel
- found out about the 60s and never moved on
- everyone is worried about him
- cynical
- thinks everyone and everything is beautiful
- is probably high
Misha?
- thinks words like ”punk’d” and “rad” are “hip with the kids”
- cries easily
- tries too hard
- wears clothes under his clothes like superman
- good hair
God Complex
- “because I said so”
- the upgrade nobody wanted, like iOS8 or Windows 10
- thinks he’s better than you
- is probably actually better than you
- thinks he’s helping but is actually making a bigger mess
GoO-sTiEL
- ripped the heads off barbie dolls as a child
- fav song is the barney parody of “joy to the world”
- AlwAYs tExTS liKe tHiS OR IN ALL CAPS
- smiles a lot and nobody is sure why
- probably killed somebody and maybe ate them too
Castiel with a side of Nuts
- bees
- just wants to play party games and eat PB&J with his friends
- holding it together with dental floss and scotch tape
- no verbal filter whatsoever
- wants world peace and for every day to be pajama day
No-Shave-November Castiel
- bad at prioritizing
- loner
- contemplates life a lot
- low self-esteem
- just wants to do The Right Thing™
Steve from Gas ‘n Sip
- butterfingers
- works a minimum wage job with no benefits
- gives awkward high-fives
- stares at people
- can pull off Good Will Chic™
Daddy
Totally Castiel (definitely not Lucifer)
- is either undressing you with his eyes or plotting your murder
- likes disco and tells dad jokes unironically
- gets sucked into addictive smartphone games easily
- c o n f i d e n t
- wants a puppy
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Here i am with one more Buzzfeed Unsolved comic! This time it’s for the great story by @rhymesofblue! this fic is so spooky! I LOVE it so much! Highly recommend for all “Demon Shane” trope lovers ;)
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goodbye stranger » you ever miss the apocalypse?
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