people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.
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got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer) i assumed it was spam and my immediate response was
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I don't even know how to make change I'm just pulling bills outta the register
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Nº 0134 Vaporeon in Pokémon Stadium 2 (Nintendo EAD, 2001) for Nintendo 64.
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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everyone agreeing with this tweet is so lucky because cell phones have absolutely been in my dreams, specifically DREAMS ABOUT TUMBLR DISCOURSE. I literally had a dream my mutuals made a callout for me i'm not fucking joking helppp
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you better not be in your room smoking weed with the Dune soundtrack on when I get there
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Otay I need 2 go 2 sleep so I can get up at 4am to clean my room
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