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im p sure i havent posted these doodles bc a lot of them are from today while I was zoned out during online classes lmao

alternate caption: how many ways can i be inconsistent with the way i draw saihara

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[Family Meeting]

Bruce: I’d like to adress the sudden rise in animosity the villains have shown towards Robin.

Jason, just back from a mission: [leaned back in his chair with his arms crossed] more than usual you mean?

Tim: A lot more.

Dick: Dami has recently decided to forget what the villains are called.

Jason: I- wait what?

Damian: [imperiously] I simply decided that memorising the names of criminals was an ineffective use of my cognitive faculties. Better I recall their behavioural patterns.

Jason: What exactly did you do?

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Riddler: [appears dramatically in a puff of smoke] Well well, if it isn’t the little bird?

Robin: [coldly] Question man.

Riddler:

Riddler: It’s “the Riddler”

Robin: Who cares?

Riddler: [sputtering]

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Robin: [drops down from the ceiling to interrupt a meeting between Penguin and his people]

Penguin: Great. It’s the boy annoyance.

Robin: [cordially] Birdman.

Penguin: I beg your pardon?!

Robin: [without inflection] My apologies. I have come to arrest you, Mister Mumble.

Penguin: Out of all the movies you could have insulted me with-

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Poison Ivy: Oh my, looks like a little birdie has come for a visit.

Harley Quinn: [grinning] Nice of you to drop in tweety

Robin: [nods to Ivy] Daisy. [to Harley] Miss Mime

Ivy: what

Harley: [cracks her knuckles]

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Robin: [throws a batarang at clayface]

Clayface: great. a mosquito.

Robin: …[with distanste] There is no need for insults, Mudpie.

Clayface: …

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Robin: [calling in an arrest] Yes, I have apprehended Toto.

Scarecrow: [tied up nearby] Hey!

-

Joker: [Sees Robin swinging down in the middle of a hostage situation] Oh look! it’s the cavalary…’s pet.

Robin: [cordially] Mr Quinzel.

Joker:

Joker: Wh-

Robin: You are Harley’s husband correct?

Joker: [furious] no!

Robin: My apologies then. I shall endeavor to use your proper name… … [frowning] Mrs? You are wearing make-up. Is that it? Mrs Quinzel? I did not mean to assume.

Joker: [frothing at the mouth]

-

[back at the meeting]

Tim: to be fair he only does it when they misname HIM.

Damian: I have a name. It is rude not to use it.

Bruce: Damian. There has been seven attempts on your life this week alone. Stop.

Damian: no

Bruce: [grinds his teeth]

Dick: Actually, what ARE Joker’s preferred pronouns? Has anyone asked?

Jason: [munching down a power bar] It’s Fuckface McKidkiller

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by Ben Hed

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of course i have a lot of pent-up rage you fool i’ve been the same height since i was 12

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So I think we all agree that whenever Tim is saying goodbye to someone he uses the cheesiest phrases possible and everyone HATES IT right? *Conner is going across the galaxy for a mission with the superfam and won’t be back for months* Tim, holding back tears: See ya soon, baboon. Conner: What the fu- *Having to leave in the middle of a Wayne Enterprise meeting with some Very Important Business Partners to go deal with batfam drama* Tim: Tood-a-loo, Kangaroos -Everyone looks after him in disgust, thinking about ways they could get out of their contract with them without going bankrupt. Tim made sure they can’t.- He even made Damian believe saying, “Take care, teddy bear” was a customary thing to say after staying the night at someone’s house. Colin never told him and Jon finally gave it away by snickering every time he said it. Tim nearly died when Damian found out the truth. Anyways but what about the first time Jason and Tim work on a case together? Jason has only just made sort of peace with the batfam and things between the two of them are awkward. Jason can’t even tease or joke with the replacement because he just feels too guilty and Tim can’t let lose because as much as he tries to deny it, he’s still a little bitter. But then, as he goes to leave Hood’s safe house Tim does his usual: Can’t stay, blue jay And Jason, without missing a beat goes: Hasta Mañana, piranha And they just slowly turn toward each other in amazement. Needless to say, Dick starts to regret spending all that time hoping and praying the two of them start to get along when the next bat meeting is spent listening to them trying to one up each other with a better goodbye even though neither of them are leaving.

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Jason texting Tim

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Tim: *phone rings, daddy calling*

Damian: do not tell me you refer to father as "daddy," you're far too old for that

Tim: *looks him dead in the eye as he answers* hey jason

Damian: *chokes*

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Tim: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

Jason, taking the coffee pot as he walks by: What if you don’t.

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Tim: Did it hurt? When you fell?

Jason: From heaven? Not at all. Do you want my numb-

Tim: No I mean when you fell out of that uber I watched you trip on your foot and just kind of lay on the pavement for about ten minutes are you alright?

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Jason and Tim: *performing freeze your brain in a 7/11 during patrol, and you know Jason is embracing JD and Tim is slaying it as Veronica*

Damian, watching through the window with Bruce: Father, these idiots are a disgrace to the family.

Bruce: Just be happy you haven’t seen Dick perform Candy Store.

Dick, from over the coms: Or Steph and Cass performing Blue as Kurt and Ram.

Steph, from over the coms: Or Babs being all creepy as Martha.

Cass, from over the coms: Or Tim and Jason perform Dead Girl Walking.

Alfred, from over the coms: And one must not forget the time Master Bruce broke into “I Love My Dead Gay Son” to Jason at 4 am.

Barbra, from over the coms: And no one can forget the epic production of Heathers performed by all the Batkids. In costume.

Damian: …..

Damian: I want to leave this family.

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Judge: How do you plead?

Jason: *looks at Tim*

Tim: *mouths 'not guilty'*

Jason: Hot milky.

Tim: Just lock him up.

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Person A: *into a radio to speak to Person B about a stakeout they're doing for a murder* Hey, Person B, how are we doin'?

Person B: Ready, willing, and able. Just like your sister.

Person A: My sister wouldn't touch you with a six-foot pole. And neither would Stanislowski.

Person B: Who the fuck is Stanislowski?

Person A: A six-foot pole.

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Stake me out tonight!

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Jason Todd as most certainly pushed Tim Drake off a building and said, “Fly Robin, fly!”

Then laughed when Tim opened his wings and glided safely to the ground before flipping Jason off. 

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Jason: [insults Tim]

Someone: [agrees with him]

Jason: how fucking dare you??

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(most of) BatFam as (inaccurate) Troubled Birds, made by a casual fan.

Honestly, I’m not in too deep in DC or Batman fandom… but here I go anyway!

Bruce Wayne:

Alfred Pennyworth:

Dick Grayson :

Jason Todd:

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