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I don't use Tumblr basically ever

twitter is CommanderContra

join the server ((which is in twitter bio teehee))

add me on discord ( thelegendary )

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GLaDOS: I spent some time researching common human insecurities so I might better insult you. I've discovered that physical insecurities often manifest due to feelings of envy stemming from comparing oneself to others.

GLaDOS: There are no other humans in this facility. Just you. Therefore, you lack a source of envy of which would trigger the feelings of insecurity in your tiny simple human brain.

GLaDOS: A shame, isn't it? I thought so too. Which is why I've taken it upon myself to artificially create a humanoid body for myself so that you'll have someone to envy. A female figure who is taller than you, more mature than you and has larger breasts than you. Gaze upon my new form of perfection and shrink away in your envy. You'll never achieve this level of perfectio- why are you smiling at me like that. Stop it.

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I am a certified professionally trained

Hating ass nigga

20th anniversary of Mario and Luigi just the SOUND of them makes me queasy I'd love to take that monkey rench I'd play my own g

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"wow omg shun is back on tumblr omg hi!" Shut up nigglet no I'm not.

Follow me on twitter @CommanderContra because Sir_Contra got sent to the fucking shadow realm

no tags because i said so

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20th anniversary of Mario and Luigi just the SOUND of them makes me queasy I'd love to take that monkey rench I'd play my own g

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opened this bum ass app wanting porn and then i forgot this place sucks dick damn what a fucking shame

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Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

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My truth on this was decreased and increased at the same time while still not being equal.

Getting back into Mario after my relationship with it has been EXTREMELY STRAINED is insane. But with the coming of Mario Wonderful and me going back yo roleplaying WarioWare Ashley, it feels somewhat alright.

The return of Richter the old man possibly roleplaying Fawful is also a heavy influence. It's not so bad to be back after all. I guess I also have a score to settle as Peach.

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Stills from an upcoming animated thing for my boy Lythero

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that's a funny post, person I do not know. let there be warmth between our houses. unblock me so that I might reblog it and usher in this new era of peace.

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Discord icon I made for myself for a server I'm in.

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Day after I posted this I went on a monologue in my head about how Mario fans make me tired as fuck for literally no reason

I swear I enjoy the games

I also called Fawful a fat fag and idk why

Getting back into Mario after my relationship with it has been EXTREMELY STRAINED is insane. But with the coming of Mario Wonderful and me going back yo roleplaying WarioWare Ashley, it feels somewhat alright.

The return of Richter the old man possibly roleplaying Fawful is also a heavy influence. It's not so bad to be back after all. I guess I also have a score to settle as Peach.

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Getting back into Mario after my relationship with it has been EXTREMELY STRAINED is insane. But with the coming of Mario Wonderful and me going back yo roleplaying WarioWare Ashley, it feels somewhat alright.

The return of Richter the old man possibly roleplaying Fawful is also a heavy influence. It's not so bad to be back after all. I guess I also have a score to settle as Peach.

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I hurt someone with stupid, filthy words. I'll ignore it, but if I take it seriously, I'll feel hurt again. I'm starting to hate something I used to love. You won't do it and can't do it. Don't talk like a hot shot.