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Happy pride month from the Galaxy Soldier Army! Remember that it doesn't matter if you're straight, gay, bi, or trans– As long as you're not a filthy demon beast! 🏳️‍🌈

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pride month............. do you think it will be yuriful

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they need to update their instagram asap how will i know if they've gotten with sir falspar instead of me

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What's your opinion on Arthur x Nightmare?

people who ship shit like this are weirdos automatically. have some social awareness.

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What's your opinion on Arthur x Nightmare?

people who ship shit like this are weirdos automatically. have some social awareness.

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Dragato rank your fellow Star Warriors! 1# as the best (this excludes ranking yourself)!

noooo but dragato is my favorite :[

ok well. dragato is obviously number one but like??? assuming you want me to rank them on attractiveness:

sir falspar percival

sir galacta knight

lady garlude

sir meta knight

tie sir nonsurat/sir jecra

sir arthur

sorry arthur fans.... i just don't see the appeal here. he's kinda old and clearly got plastic surgery at least once but it's not even notable enough to be particularly good or bad.

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Do you live on a GSA allied planet?

unfortunately no...... we've been partially occupied by nme for about two years now and i have to use a vpn to access this account. fortunately i live in a mostly anti-nightmare part of my country so i'm not actively in danger or anything lol. but it is a shame.

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Thoughts on King Dedede? As a Dreamland resident who doesn't live in Cappy Town I don't really have much of an opinion on him other than his shenanigans are really funny to watch from a distance

popstar is still technically considered a third-galaxy planet, so it's no surprise that king dedede doesn't get much media coverage– in the grand scale of things he is merely another customer. nonetheless, it's only a matter of time until the planet completely overtaken by nme: dedede has made it abundantly clear that he's a frequent customer and i doubt that'll change anytime soon. dreamland's not technically on the boycott list because of it's lack of formal affiliation with nightmare, but it's best to avoid products imported from there regardless.

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requirements for joining the GSA?

you'd probably have to ask the official account about that. i tried joining once a while ago (imagine seeing the real dragato up close!) but i'm not physically fit enough to pass the exams.

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like yeah okay keep idolizing the imperialist capitalist shitbag. i swear nme is a cult.

if i have to see another fuckass nightmare edit i'm going to lose it.

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if i have to see another fuckass nightmare edit i'm going to lose it.

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them for the first time in a while

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GSA doodles part 2: Falspar and Dragato!

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you all are animals there's a reason there's such strict press policies surrounding the knights. it's almost like it's wrong for the paparazzi to harass wartime heroes...

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do you think he always looks this cute omg

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·•—–٠✤٠—–•· DEATH BEFORE DREAMS. (lea - she/they - sapphic - ND) Political blog. Pro-GSA, anti NME. I like to talk about my political opinions on Gamblr and have a nice time on the galactic interweb. Dragato Galahad's #1 fangirl. Queerphobic, exclusionary, anti-war, Nightmare supporters, demon beast apologists, etc. DNI.

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Q: What is this blog?

A: This is an unreality, "what if Kirby: Right Back At Ya! was real?" blog following a GSA supporter. Companion blog is @nightmare-nation.

Q: What should I send asks about?

A: Pretend K:RBAY! is real. Lea wants to talk about her political opinions, but you can ask them about anything, including their ongoing feud with "nightmare-nation".

Q: Is this blog actually political/discourse-heavy?

A: Sorta! We engage in fictional, in-character + in-universe discourse ONLY! ;)