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sir-libearian · 5 minutes
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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What does BDSM look like in the cars universe?
Like, I don't think they'd necessarily be into, like, rope bondage, because cars don't have the same range of motion as humans.
You could maybe do things like take their wheels off, but does that end up being like a doctor kink too? Like, mechanics are car doctors, right?
Do you use one of those folding sun-visor things as a blindfold?
What's the car equivalent to a leash. A tow truck? A hitch? Maybe.
Can you whip a car? Maybe you use some of those rubber hammers, like "kneel*, slave, and receive your 5 dents from your mistress! Count them"
Suspension bondage I guess is doable, you just need one of these:
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Which again is probably like a medical kink to cars. It's like a putting a human on a doctor's examination bed with stirrups.
I'm just wondering if there's BDSM in the cars universe without it getting mechanic-kink. It seems an easy trap to fall in.
How do you gag a car? Take out their radiator? Drain the fluid? Or maybe the grille? What about, like, Teslas that don't have grilles? (Are there teslas in the carverse?) are they mute?
Where do cars hear from? Like, if you wanted to do sensory deprivation on a car, where do you put the earbuds? It's the side mirrors, isn't it. They're probably equivalent anatomical features.
I don't think you can do wax play to a car, because that's just a fancy car wash.
Bondo and one of those dent-hammer things is probably involved in Car BDSM. A welder and angle grinder for the extreme stuff. Speaking of angle grinder, is booting a car like putting them in handcuffs?
Instead of a cage, do you put your Puppy!car in a garage? Do you role play that she's at the mean impound lot and has to do you a favor to get released?
I have so many questions. I'm tempted to go look on ao3 to see if fans have come up with answers. But at the same time, I don't want to.
* don't ask how cars kneel
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sir-libearian · 17 minutes
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Tribbles love not only Vulcans, but also tired people for cortisol(stress hormone). As you can imagine, McCoy is their main prey.
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McCoy is able to fight sleep, but not with a huge wave of tribbles
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sir-libearian · 17 minutes
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maybe you could fix him, but I personally, don't intend to. i want to see him baring his teeth while covered in blood
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dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain
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sir-libearian · 3 hours
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they live in my head rent free.
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sir-libearian · 3 hours
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Looking Glasses
It's a deltarune au that happens after the whole game ended!
I like that it's not really explicit or on your face how everything went and their relationships now, so you just keep getting more and more hints of world building as the comic goes!
And WOAH what a beautiful comic! The colors make my brain happy :)
Having a a lot of fun with the mysteries and the comic 💕💕
Read it >;0
Masterpost:
For more about the au, check out @ferronickel account!
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I talked about more deltarune aus on this link!
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sir-libearian · 10 hours
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It made sense, McCoy thought in a daze, that after all the times beings with telepathic abilities had messed around in his head, something would get left behind.
He doesn't realize it at first. Chalks it up to being a people person, having dealt with enough personal and professional relationships as both a civilian and a physician to just know what a person is thinking and feeling. That's all it is.
Until he's working alone with Spock one night, both bent over microscopes in the lab, and he hears Spock say something quietly, with perhaps a triffle more emotion than he's used to hearing from the Vulcan - "This organism may take longer to classify than I had originally thought. Leonard will be sharing the lab with me for sometime, then. I . . . am not averse to this outcome."
"First of all," McCoy says, having perked up at the sound of his first name - not something Spock often addresses him as while on duty. "Kinda rude to talk about a man as if he's not in the same room, just a few feet away. Second of all-" and he turns, grinning at Spock’s slightly startled expression and raised eyebrows. "I'm pretty sure you just said you're enjoying my company."
The startled expression doesn't disappear. "I beg your pardon?"
"Now Mr. Spock, if you think I'm gonna let you take back what you just said-"
"Doctor," Spock says, clasping his hands behind his back and watching McCoy now with an expression more curious than anything else. "I did not say anything."
McCoy's smile falters. He feels an inkling of worry and growing curiosity not his own - he knows, somehow, that it's coming from Spock. It's then he realizes that his ability to pinpoint a person's thoughts and emotions - something that has seemed to grow stronger over the past few weeks - is not just due to his affinity as a people person.
Somewhere along the way, a telepathic being messed around in his head - and left some of their ability behind.
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sir-libearian · 10 hours
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By Any Other Name
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sir-libearian · 10 hours
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Murderbot wrote this.
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sir-libearian · 10 hours
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Some stuff featuring Vetinari.
I love when people draw him with longer hair (I personally always imagined it to be short), so I like to headcanon him having had longer hair in the early books and prior to that!
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sir-libearian · 12 hours
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Fang - Patron Saint of Small and Forgotten Creatures
Patron Saints of OFMD #1. Watercolour and ink on paper. I'm trying to practice watercolour portraits more, and this is the first attempt! Close-ups of parts I'm proud of below the cut.
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[ID: A watercolour portrait of Fang from OFMD, with a gold circular halo behind his head in the style of catholic saints iconography. Fang holds a brown goat in his arms and is holding up a teacup that the goat is drinking out of. Fang has a tender expression on his face as he watches the goat. He is dressed in his season 2 outfit, with the flower necklace and flowers in his headband from episode 6. The flowers, which include carnations and a large orange lily, are shades of red, pink, purple, and orange. The background is a pink and purple wash fading into dark purple blue at the edges. The watermark reads @ watercolourcritters. End ID.]
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[ID: three close-ups of the art piece above, focusing on Fang's arm and belly, face, and the goat respectively. End ID.]
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sir-libearian · 12 hours
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✨Postmaster✨
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during ‘the charlie incident’ vetinari wakes up in a holding cell and has some questions
vimes is helpful
drumknott appreciates and considers sending igor a thank you note for unbuttoning vetinari’s shirt a bit and rolling up his sleeves
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