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Have you ever finished a book that was over 800 pages?

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giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them

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we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

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So here...

hanging out at -33.881969,151.201410 right now if anyone wants to destroy me with an orbital laser

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hanging out at -33.881969,151.201410 right now if anyone wants to destroy me with an orbital laser

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@derinthescarletpescatarian reblogged a post from me that I hadn’t added anything to and that’s weird to me.

How’d they even find that?

I mean they’ve already reblogged one of my posts twice but those were just direct reblogs from them.

How did this happen?

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“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

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Columbo would have seen thru Kira’s bullshit right away. And after all we don’t even know his first name do we? That’s right, we don’t. The lieutenant is always prepared

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saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead

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emperor kuzco was clearly gay

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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

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So, fun fact about the skinned FurReal pony - I got the ID wrong, but only because Smores and Butterscotch's necks are semi-fixed in position, and I didn't think to google if the image I had of Butterscotch was mirrored.

The skinned horse IS Butterscotch, not Smores, but all of that's besides the point.

The reason I'm making this post is that y'all need to know that they skinned Butterscotch to turn her into a flamethrower

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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants

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from “baths”, 1987.