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detectives on night shift or smf

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au where harry quits the force and becomes a gym teacher again

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Sm….smoker on the balcony…..

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keem keetsuragi warmps + an old harrykim thing

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he went from “i am superior” to “kageyama-kun and i are superior”

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Binder Giveaways #75-#77: A chariot’s charge into 2019

It’s a new year, shapeshifters. We’re hip-deep in bright, crunchy snow up here, the moon is full and red, and a dozen things just went wrong. That’s okay! We’re picking ourselves up, envisioning life getting better, working to fix what we can, and holding a giveaway. 

The three winners of this giveaway will each receive one $50 Shapeshifters crop top binder. (That’s your choice of these.) As always, shipping is free too!

Thank you so much, friends, for sticking with us and lifting us up. Thank you for staying in touch, for connecting with us on other platforms, for spreading the word the old-fashioned way. Thank you always.

Enter here.

The fine print:

Entries from all countries are welcome.

There are three possible ways to enter. Doing any one of the listed actions will get you one entry. You do not have to do all three.

The winners will be randomly selected on **January 27, 2019**.

One winner each will be selected from Tumblr, Facebook, and Twitter.

If any winner does not respond to email within three days, a new winner will be selected in their place.

Should any winner wish to purchase the difference, we will happily upgrade to any length and add any add-on. 

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what team!?!?!?!?

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it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

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cis ppl r like. oh youre trans? do your parents love you?

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One time in I asked my English teacher if I could go to the bathroom and he said the ‘I don’t know, can you’ line like it was something new and clever and my mind just sort of went stupid and I told him that if there was a colloquial gap between ‘can I’ and ‘may I’  that was significant enough to genuinely confuse him in the context of a classroom then maybe he shouldn’t be teaching highschool English, and what nobody tells you about that sort of situation is that no matter how good it feels, you do have to come back and finish the rest of the class

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I’m on a kick with this style lately. It’s just a lot of fun and relaxing.

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LEEEEE

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concept: my titties being held by worthy and loyal soft hands