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patron saint of panic attacks

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This was written for meeeeeeee and it's glorious \o/

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Pitt (TV), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Michael “Robby” Robinavitch, Melissa “Mel” King, Heather Collins, Jack Abbot (The Pitt), Dana Evans, Cassie McKay, Trinity Santos, Victoria Javadi, Dennis Whitaker, Samira Mohan, Frank Langdon, Gloria Underwood Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Buffy The Vampire Slayer Fusion, Alternate Universe - Vampire, Crossovers & Fandom Fusions, Minor Jack Abbot/Samira Mohan, Minor Jack Abbot/Michael “Robby” Robinavitch, Minor Heather Collins/Michael “Robby” Robinavitch, Minor Melissa “Mel” King/Frank Langdon Summary:

“Melissa King?” Robby tried for a reassuring smile. “My name is Michael Robinavitch. I represent an organization called the Watchers Council. Destiny has chosen you—the one girl in all the world to stand against vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness.”

“Gosh,” said Mel.

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Carter <3

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Noah Wyle, Tracy Ifeachor, Katherine Lanasa, Isa Briones, Shabana Azeez, Gerran Howell, and Fiona Dourif on the red carpet for the Max Original Drama Series "The Pitt" FYC Event.

Warner Bros. Studios | Burbank, CA | May 28, 2025

📷 Kevin Winter, Savion Washington/Getty Images

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Just when did you lose the filter between your brain and your mouth? I think you might've taken it out in the O.R. last week.

ER (1994-2009) 6.15 • Be Patient

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Armand/Daniel Molloy, Lestat de Lioncourt/Louis de Pointe du Lac Characters: Daniel Molloy, Armand (Vampire Chronicles), Lestat de Lioncourt, Louis de Pointe du Lac Additional Tags: Mpreg | Male Pregnancy, Pregnant Lestat de Lioncourt, Pregnancy Kink, Lactation Kink, Belly Kink, Biting, Dirty Talk, Fantasizing, Rimming Summary:

Lestat has been blessed by a fertility goddess and is pregnant with Louis’ baby.

Armand and Daniel are very normal about this.

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The Pitt | S01E15

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The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines

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Anyway, here's Noah Wyle playing surrealist painter Salvador Dalí in a remarkably subtle and naturalistic performance.

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okay

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who (2005) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Fifteenth Doctor/Rogue (Doctor Who: Rogue) Additional Tags: Missing Scene, Episode: s15e07 Wish World (Doctor Who) Summary:

Rogue's doing the right thing.

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SESAME STREET 28.01 • Maria Goes To The Hospital (November 18, 1996)

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can i. can i say something. please can i say somethi

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If not him, would have been the next man. INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 1.02

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1985.

Also on Bsky!

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Not a man of many words anyway, Benton does not say anything during the intervention, from which a defiant Carter storms out and quits. Benton follows his mentee and former med student outside.

Carter breaks down and collapses into Benton's arms, where Benton, in a rare public display of affection, gently kisses his head. The final scene shows a downcast Carter on an Atlanta-bound flight to a treatment facility. The shot then slowly pans out to reveal Benton sitting next to him. "That was a nice surprise with the pan across to see that no matter what, Benton is there for Carter, he was not the warm and fuzzy, 'I love you' guy. He wasn't that guy with words, except for with his son, but he was that way with his actions," the three-time Emmy nominee says. "I think that people really got into it because it was such a great foundation for such a strong bromance, like these two men loved each other whether they could say it, or one could say it, or whatever. So to me, that was a scene about love. And so that pan really captured, 'If you have to go to hell, I'm coming to hell with you, and I will always be there for you.' So I think that really came through."

- Eriq La Salle during an interview on May 16, 2025. May 18 marks the 25th anniversary of the Season Six finale “May Day”

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Just before he was cast in ER, a baby Noah Wyle starred in a made-for-TV movie in which he played Lancelot.

Guinevere (1994) is exactly the calibre of movie that you'd expect for a Lifetime "feminist retelling" of the Arthurian legends filmed in Lithuania in the early '90s on a budget of $100. (Sample subtle and nuanced dialogue: "Are you a woman?" / "I have taken on the power of those who bleed but do not die.")

I compiled these clips of Noah's parts (approx. 20m total) because I can't in good conscience encourage anyone else to sit through the full 90 minutes of bland incoherence. Marvel at how far he's come from there to The Pitt! Say "Oh baby Noah" at his apparent belief that enunciating his T's every so often is the same as him doing an English accent!