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doll face...♡ {cr. moreloveforhobi, namuspromised}

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I’m not very studied in psychology or religion but I think a lot of things in life become easier when you accept you cannot go back.

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if you've never wished bad things on another person honestly you need to get out more and meet more people

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It has never gone away

can we bring superwholock back

asking for a friend...

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Sounds like a cult, but I'm in

when this website dies im moving to google classroom and i expect all my followers to join and regularly complete the assignments i make

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~ Hannibal to Will

the verb “consume” isn’t for talking about “content” it’s for love and desire. and cannibalism

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fit check ☑️

cr. namuspromised

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If the right way is too hard, fuck it. Do it the wrong way.

Folding clothes keeps you from getting the laundry done? Stop folding clothes. Put a basket in your room and throw your unfolded clean stuff into it right out of the dryer, it's fine.

Rinsing dishes off keeps you from loading the dishwasher? Load them dirty and run it twice.

Chopping onions keeps you from making yourself dinner? Buy the freezer bags of chopped onions.

You forget to take your meds and don't want to get out of bed to get them? Start putting them next to the bed.

Can't keep up with the dishes? Get paper plates. Worried about environment impact? Order biodegradable ones online if your local store doesn't have one.

Make the task easier. Put things where you use them instead of where they "go." Eliminate the steps that keep you from finishing the task. Eliminate the task that is stressing you out.

Do it the "wrong" way. It's literally fine.

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Out of this world 🌎

Watching Jimin dance is always an emotional ride for me. His dance moves me like no one else in BTS and k-pop. 😍😍

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the most "fucking, fair enough i guess" response ive ever gotten to something i said was in the ER

me: hi, i need a rabies shot triage nurse: oh? why's that? me: i got bitten by a bat triage nurse: what were you doing that you got bitten by a bat at 3 in the morning? me: removing a bat from my bedroom

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This is so underrated but so correct

you can instantly make a cool female character if you just take any stereotypically masculine character type and make him a butch lady. easiest trick in the book. you can try this at home

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the thing is like. i get that it's scary and makes people who do desire to get pregnant uncomfortable when we talk about the brutality and violence of pregnancy and the damage that pregnancy can do to your body

but you deserve to give informed consent to that process.

the lies around pregnancy - that it's inherently safe, that it doesn't do you permanent damage, that it's only extremely rare for people to die of pregnancy complications, etc like

all of these are lies constructed so that more people will get pregnant w/o knowing all that

there needs to be more talk about the impact of miscarriages and how common they are, how different abortion processes are and how accessible they are

but also like. talking about how pregnancy fucks your body up should not be taboo

this is a process that permanently changes most people's bodies, and that's even if the pregnancy doesn't do them like. severe illness or injury

and i just think everybody should have a right to KNOW that

bc to live in a society that intentionally obscures and hides facts about a completely optional and dangerous process does so for a reason, and that reason is based in a very sinister ideology that does not value bodily autonomy or informed consent

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I feel like i learned -1 language actually

i was going to learn 12 languages, read 250 books and learn 75 new skills this year what happened

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not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

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Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

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stan someone who stans you back 100x harder

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nobody: jimin: looking for trouble and if i cannot find it, i will create it cr. namuspromised