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I love fanfiction bc I really can just finish a show, go “ok but what if those two kissed,” open ao3, and boom now they’re kissing

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All people are driven to the point of eating their gods, after a time.

—Margaret Atwood, excerpt from Eating Snake

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Imagine being on a bullet train in Japan living your fucking life and suddenly you see the sexiest man in the world go from cabin to cabin every two minutes and he loses more and more clothes.

Like- first the suit jacket, then the tie and last but not least his shirt progressively unbuttons...

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I'll never be sick of posting about him

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Peanut Butter Cookies (Eddie Munson x Reader)

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Requested by @cupcake-de-abacaxi

Summary: The reader gets jealous when she meets a friend of Eddie’s: a gorgeous, smart metalhead that’s infuriatingly perfect for him. Little do you know, he’s not interested in this ‘friend’ in the very least.

Warnings: Cursing, Drug use (Weed), Jealousy, Saucy Kisses, Implied Sex, Slight Angst (Happy Ending), Fluff.

(I will get a “Read More” cut on this ASAP. Requests are OPEN.)

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Her name was Juliet. How the hell were you supposed to compete with that? Fucking Juliet.

That was the most romantic, gothic, wicked ass name you’d ever heard.

She had thick black curls and glossy lips, painted dark and curved like a doll’s. She wore a dense chain around her perfect porcelain neck and tall, studded boots.

You couldn’t have found someone more suited to Eddie if you had drawn her yourself, but there she was. Draped across his living room couch.

“Who’s this, Eds?” She cooed, as you wandered into the trailer. Your stomach churned. Eds. Only you and Wayne were allowed to call him that.

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i don’t wanna girlboss anymore. i j want eddie munson to take care of me :( i am not a mature adult that can do big girl things. i’m a precious princess and need to be treated as such :(

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Prom Queen (Eddie Munson x Reader)

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Requested by @katamcauley

Summary: Eddie and the Reader have been secretly together since Jason forced them into “Seven Minutes in Heaven” as a prank, but now, as Eddie watches Jason and his goons flirt with you, he finds himself not caring who knows you’re his.

Warnings: Bullying, Cursing, Spicy Kissing, Sexual Themes, Drug Use (Weed), Mentions of Blood, Sexual Harassment (Nothing Graphic), and Violence (Series Typical).

(I will get a “Read More” cut on this ASAP. I am slowly knocking out requests! Thanks for your patience. Requests are OPEN. Send an ask or comment below to be added to the tag list. I’ve been thinking of doing full on Seven Minutes/Truth or Dare/Spin the Bottle hcs, so let me know if that’s something you want)

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“Jason, stop!” You groaned, trying to keep your feet planted, but the muscley blonde and his laughing friends were easily able to move you.

“Nah, babe. If you like trailer trash so much why don’t you spend seven minutes in heaven with it?”

You knew you should’ve stayed out of it.

But you’d heard his stupid voice all the way from where you were sitting with the cheer squad, that afternoon. And god, it was Max Mayfield, of all people. Jason had been friends with her brother. They were on the same basketball team the year before, and it seemed he was keeping Billy’s traditions alive. Patrick yanked her backpack from her arm and rifled through it as Jason grabbed her headphones.

“What the hell is wrong with you!?” She spat as they dumped her bag, papers flying every which way.

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The two most handsome men I have ever seen in my entire life.

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It hits me, then. I haven’t ever known what I wanted out of life. Until now. I sort of want to be dead.

still recovering from Solitaire by Alice Oseman. hit too close to home (via boring-side-effect)

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Once you had put the pieces back together, even though you may look intact, you were never quite the same as you’d been before the fall.

Jodi Picoult (via coolfamousquotescom)

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A god has fallen in a great battle, it’s massive body crashed to earth in a huge crater in a poor part of the world. Its celestial body does not decay and the people begin harvesting it for meat to feed the starving population, only later to find that eating it changes them.

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one more sleep to pride month. everyone remember to leave your milk and cookies out for the gays tonight

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So apparently Morbius is returning to like 1000 theatres today in a blatant attempt to cash in on the memes we've all been making.

Listen to me. Look me in the eye while I am saying this to you. Listen.

It is of the utmost importance that absolutely no one goes to see this movie now. That is the best and indeed the only way we can end this horrible, brilliant joke. We're so close, you guys. SO close.

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ⓘ This user wants to heal from things they don’t talk about.

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