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why do i only ever get obsessed with stuff that starts in the early 2010s and still updating to this day

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twizzlers kinda taste like banana

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hellhound pups are called heckhounds

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i probably have a bunch of undiagnosed mental illnesses that i just figured out how to cope with perfectly without help bc i'm really smart

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If you are a vampire NEVER feed from someone named Richard. 400 fucking years and everyone still calls me Dick Sucker

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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@heckypants

No! cardiac arrest will kill the patient! She needs project sekai to live

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top places to publicly overshare online:

tumblr blog

youtube comment section of a song

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tumblr communities function working exactly as expected

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im FACKING sorry alright

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what if shapeshifters actually had to like. know how the thing they're shapeshifting into works. like as a child they're taught by their parents a few basic shapeshifts but if you wanna shapeshift yourself kangaroo legs for five seconds so you can do a high jump, you have to have studied kangaroo anatomy to understand how to form kangaroo legs

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let’s listen to mama

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pour one out for the guy who just spilled his drink

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seeing a lot of really good jokes getting absolutely run into the ground lately. would hate for that to happen to anything i create, so from now on i guarantee i will never be funny again