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sisalimpson · 7 years
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How do you seize the day on Twitter?
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You slide into someone’s Carpe DM’s
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sisalimpson · 7 years
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sisalimpson · 8 years
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I’ll send nudes to whoever reblogs this 🍫💦
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sisalimpson · 8 years
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"Is she chunky yet funky?"
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sisalimpson · 9 years
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Going on Tumblr in public
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sisalimpson · 9 years
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One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.
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sisalimpson · 9 years
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sisalimpson · 9 years
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“why do you only show half your face in snapchats?!”
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sisalimpson · 9 years
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I did a thing with Pop Stars as Gym Leaders inspired by Rihanna
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sisalimpson · 9 years
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reblog if you’d rather have a golden retriever be president than donald trump
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sisalimpson · 9 years
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when are male celebs gonna stop wearing boring ass plain black and white tuxedos and suits to award shows like step it up they all look the same I don’t care who made it. I wanna see some hunger games Capitol style fashion
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sisalimpson · 9 years
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Trans men are men, even prior to transition. Trans women are women, even prior to transition. The same is true for non-binary genders. The same is still true even if a physical transition isnt sought after.
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sisalimpson · 9 years
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netflix and by yourself :/
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a public service announcement
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sisalimpson · 9 years
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Important things to remember when talking about Kristen Stewart
- She was outed by her mom - She has dated men and women which I would assume makes her bisexual - Do not go around saying she is a lesbian - Do not spread rumors - Be kind
Feel free to add onto this.
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