PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE MESSAGING. Mature, overweight would be sissy seeking an owner in the UK ONLY. East Midlands would be better. Am in my late 60s and retired. Please message me for more information and limits etc As you can see from the avatar I only have a small cock/clit have been about long enough to know the signs of posable scams IE/EG. 1) Not bothering to read the blogs intro. 2) Claiming to have just moved to the UK for work 3) Declining a meeting 4) wanting a fee of some sort. 5) Wanting to chat on another format i do not have a smart phone and so no chatting apps
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Please do and as often as you want

Let's Play .........
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Found this image on YAHOOs News page,

16:14 BST I found it funny and so does the rest of the world, apart from a few mates, like his good friend Putin, saying no more, but we all know who else. Just to show how others think about Donald (from the Celtic, world ruler),
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KEY the buggers car. (a British term, for using a key or some other metal object to inflict damage on a vehicle, normally due to the driver being inconsiderate, like in this case) Or your could Ram the wheelchair into the side of the car and leave a note saying that on this occasion you will not be suing them for the damage to the wheelchair. On the other hand if the wheelchair does receive damage, go for it

I rarely ever ask for a repost. But this is an exception. Those lines are there for a reason. And I promise, if that is my kid, and your car, I will leave a note to remind you.....then I going to take fuck your paint job. Dont be that asshole.
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I look like this in my dreams or when on my second bottle of whisky

Olivia K
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In my dream I look just like her
Russian instagram model Alena Kosheleva
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would take one a day for the next 200 years to become her

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Can i have them all just be sure i get the best one

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Can someone send mistress a message
You poor dear, being so desperate as needing to send out such a request. How could I not respond and message you ? this message has also been sent to your blog :0)
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Sounds good to me. Can i have a large helping to take with me? Family need soup as well and you should always look after them :0) :0)

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All the above is true. Finding the cock/cocks to serve is more difficult that I had thought. So many of you buggers turn out to be married or in a relationship. Am no longer having meetings at my place,has to be at theirs
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Can go with that. Finding the right person to do that with is the problem, we all have

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