Formerly haveahiddles Leo. Year of the Horse. Pansexual. Spoonie. Chicagoan. Feminist. Socialist. Unapologetically fat. Middle-aged.Ghost groupie. Sister of Sin. LOTR lover. Horror movie addict. Original My Little Pony fan. Crazy cat lady. Questionable taste in music. Writer of spicy fanfic. Disney maniac. Phantom phanatic. B’way fangirl. Shakespeare groundling. Cottagecore lover. Constantly a day late and a dollar short in new fandoms. Discord: HaveAHiddles#2993
*compiles a list of places she would consent to having said cock*
.... "the only thing"-
is this gonna turn into the Wizards With Guns short with the fashion channel menswear?
because those are short shorts, my dude.
where does the cock go?????
You question my judgement? You do not trust your Papa? Oh, I am hurt. Deeply hurt. I suppose you do not deserve to see it after all, ah? Ye of little faith. Such a shame.
…I know what I said. The only thing.
(The cock goes wherever someone wants it to, with consent of course.)
I mean, I get food stamps. That's a federal program and they already know what I'm getting.
But, I am supposed to report every time my gf takes me out for ice cream? Or every time she gets one of those Sam's Club rotisserie chicken for us the share? Or when she brings over extra veggies so I can use them before they go bad?
How would they even KNOW that someone brought me lunch if it's a friend or family member? Are they spying on me 24/7? Is there an implant in my stomach telling them when something I ate wasn't bought with food stamps?
The benefit system is so screwy. Like, if I somehow make $60 for a custom pony or something, am I supposed to report that shit? AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT
If/when my mom passes away and I receive an inheritance, is that going to disqualify me from benefits and I'll have to go for this god-forsaken process of getting approved all over again?
And don't even get me started on people losing their benefits entirely if they get married or even just start co-habitating.
IM GLAD THE SYSTEM IS THERE AT ALL, BUT I HATE THE ASS-BACKWARDS BUREACRACY OF THE PROCESS!
"Under the new rule, which goes into effect Sept. 30, food will no longer count toward calculations for eligibility for benefits, known as In-Kind Support and Maintenance, or ISM.
The new rule means SSI beneficiaries will no longer have to worry that the groceries or meals they receive from family or friends may reduce their monthly benefits, said Darcy Milburn, director of Social Security and health care policy at The Arc, a nonprofit organization serving people with developmental and intellectual disabilities.
The Social Security Administration, in turn, will no longer have to use its limited resources to document every time a beneficiary received free food and then cut their monthly benefit by as much as a third, she said."