sisterdaniel

[sisterdaniel]

not this comment on a tiktok asking "who are two people on the internet who haven't announced it yet but you're convinced they're in a relationship"

[sisterdaniel]

all we have in this world is each other. and rpf

[sisterdaniel]

i love escaping containment and seeing how we’re perceived from the outside

[sisterdaniel]

[head in hands bent over wailing] they’re unclessssssssssssssssss

[sisterdaniel]

phil insta story

20/6/25

[sisterdaniel]

just had yet another moment of fuck my life i'm obsessed with some random ass couple that's so fucking EMBARRASSINNGGGGG GODDDDDD FUCKKKKKK

[sisterdaniel]

dan and phil’s tastes in men baffle me because based on their personalities you’d think dan would be into conventionally attractive men and phil would be into weird street magicians or court jesters doing yoyo tricks but no it’s dan who’s into anthropomorphic tigers and pharmaceutical logos and himself and phil’s the one lusting over muscly hunks posting thirst traps on tiktok

[sisterdaniel]

i think dan and phil are very funny for getting sent a switch 2 for free from nintendo and spending the entire video going hey these mario kart tracks are a bit shit aren't they

[sisterdaniel]

ii summer was so funny in retrospect they really were trying to give us the dog's last cheeseburger treatment

[sisterdaniel]

[sisterdaniel]

God bless @danandphilupdates bc I don’t have twitter and never know what’s going on over there

[sisterdaniel]

phil tweet

11/6/25

[sisterdaniel]

lmao, is phil tweeting about himself in thrid person or is dan tweeting from phil's account?

[sisterdaniel]

you ruined my life (affectionate)

[sisterdaniel]

Link

[sisterdaniel]

phil giving dan an exit poll after they had sex is already funny enough but asking which flavor lube he liked better on a public forum is crazyyy why did we need to be here for this

[sisterdaniel]

i can't even say we're so fucking back because honestly i don't think we've ever been here before