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Reblog if your profile pic is actually YOU .

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Father Akatosh during Dagon's third attempt to invade Tamriel:

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i lied

I AM ALIVEEEEEEEEEE

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At the moment how I feel

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yall im getting my tonsils out,,, RIP im so freakin exhausted

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Skyrim NPCs I think should've been marriageable/Skyrim NPCs I want to marry but can't because Todd Howard says no :(

please do not comment "Just Use A Mod or Console Commands", I play Skyrim on my Nintendo Switch I'm already at a disadvantage here- 😭

TW: Insane ramblings about me wanting to marry non-existing, video game NPCs so read at your own discretion, likely bad grammar and spelling ahead.

7: Ulundil, The High Elf Who Sells You Horses in Windhelm, can't marry him because dude is already married but like... He's nice, he's optimistic, and i am willing to comfort him when his wife eventually somehow dies to a dragon or something...

6: Ronthil, The Vampire From Volkihar, I think he's cute, would Maramal officiate a wedding for vampires? Probably not but c'mon.... (Tho I can lowkey imagine the wedding would just become the whole clan murdering everyone in Riften if you did try that, bc... Vampires oof...)

5: Any Of The Khajtt, Just as a whole, personally I wouldn't say I'm a furry but I'd definitely marry J'Zargo or Kharjo or any of the traveling caravan Khajitts if given the chance, I think all of them are neat and it's a shame none of them are marriagable. ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

4: Ingun Black-Briar, I like her because she's a Black-Briar who doesn't reek of 'rich asshole', plus her interest in alchemy is something I can get behind, we can make paralysis potions together :3... Having Maven as an In-Law sounds horrible tho, she'd probably murder me if I tried to elope with her daughter. Her ass is lucky she's an essential NPC.

3: Belethor, I like this sleezy mf, I think he's funny and he's always there to buy my unwanted garbage when I come back from a Companions Mission, I Lovethor Belethor

2: Ralof or Hadvar (depending on what side you pick), lowkey think this would've made for a cute, interesting 'childhood friends' type of romance, marrying the first guy you meet in Helgen who helps you escape and assists in beginning your journey as the Dragonborn, plus I think they're both handsome and I need them both in my life.

Honorable Mentions: Ondolemar, likely can't marry him due to him being part of the Thalmor and I'm pretty sure he dies if you pick Stormcloak during the Civil War but honestly I'd marry him bc I think it'd piss off Delphine and I'm petty like that. (Tell me to murder partysnacks, well fuck you I'm gonna go marry the guy who works for your enemy Delphine 🖕)

1: Angi, I'd marry this woman so badly, everytime, you don't even know, she's so cool and the fact I can't marry her feels like a crime :( My Archery Queen...

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its crazy that a lot of what we call 'video essays' these days are basically low budget documentaries on increasingly weird and niche topics. no network approval no tv budget just one guy with maybe a hired editor/writer and a couple of friends willing to read voice lines. and then they put it on youtube like its no big deal. insane.

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Sighhhhh

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But like that is what he's called

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why does he sit like that

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Super edgy for no reason Daedric Argonian

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they are SO born to die