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Wenn man sich fragwürdige Fics per Google translate übersetzen lässt, wird aus kudos Ein dickes Lob and I think that's beautiful 💛

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just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.

“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.

i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.

i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.

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It’s hard to share your wife with the rebellion.

(Shoutout to my cat for the inspiration.)

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ive been illegally downloading shit like its my job since i was 10

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The only adhd tips that actually work:

1. Never tell anyone what you're planning to do until you do it (you will get a premature dopamine hit and sense of accomplishment from telling them and lose motivation to actually do it)

2. Never sit down (never sit down)

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should I get a masters or jump into a river and swim away forever. vote now

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i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

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Move on like you never knew them because in reality you never did

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ootd

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The thing is lads I cannot think of a better use for my tax dollars than feeding children. I want my taxes to give the single mother of three healthcare. I want my taxes to take care of the elderly and the disabled. I don’t care if they’re citizens or legal residents or whatever. I want my taxes to help people. Because we’re trying to live in a goddamn society. Instead my taxes go towards bombing schools and hospitals and refugee camps. Billions and billions sent to proxy wars. And still people quibble over whether we should feed children. What are we doing here. Feed the kids.

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scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???

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it was nice seeing you at the devil's sacrament

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hiiiii can i bother you forever