The dark is generous, and it is patient. It is the dark that seeds cruelty into justice, that drips contempt into compassion, that poisions love with grains of doubt. The dark can be patient, because the slighest drop of rain will cause those seeds to...
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For anyone still interested, just a heads-up: I’m going to be writing Sidious over here from now on!
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@oletherian
“Rise,” the shadow commands, gnarled claw of a hand gesturing for the apprentice to obey. It also stood from its seat, placing its hands behind its back and turning to face the observation deck’s viewport. There is nothing but silence for a moment as the shadow feels the darkness; the darkness out there, in the vastness of space, endless swaths of black pinpricked by the insignificant light of stars; the darkness inside the chamber, its domain, where every structure steeped in it resonates and reflects its very will; and the darkness within the other occupant, that which the shadow had planted and grown, the ultimate extension of its power. Yet still...imperfect.
“You have long been my most trusted servant, Lord Vader. But your recent failures cannot be allowed to go unnoticed.” The shadow turns its head, piercing orbs of sinister yellow light gazing out from the depths of its hood at the constantly breathing creature. “The success of my Empire depends on the success of my followers. All of them. I do not want excuses for not achieving that success. I want to know how you will rectify your mistakes and ensure you do in the future.” Turning to fully face its disciple now, the shadow presses the darkness against the other’s mind, giving more weight to his no-doubt constant reminder that he belongs to it. “Unless there is something you wish to tell me, Lord Vader? Something you believe I should take into consideration before judging what your further worth to me is? I sense there has been much on your mind of late. Perhaps it would relieve you to share.”
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@meessasiith

“The galaxy is now mine, and so it is also yours, my dear. Our rule will last as long as our love, if you will accept it.”
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worstjedi:
❛ mistaken you are, sheev. belongs to me, jar jar does. ❜

“Oh, I’m afraid you are mistaken, my friend. He would never betray me like this.”
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@worstjedi

“Jar Jar is mine!”
#worstjedi#(sorry chloe but red and I are gonna be writing the true otp so your goblin can back off ://)
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Behold my creation
#OOC#(after joking about all the plagueis memes I finally made one)#(my masterpiece)#(blame)#burntmartyr
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@eleutheriana

“Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design.”
#eleutheriana#V: AND WE SHALL HAVE PEACE#(MMMMMMMM HERE WE MCFREAKIN GO)#(just ignore the white spots on the robe. don't wanna start any more discourse)
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It’s not revenge of the fifth just yet, but like this for a canon dialogue starter anyway
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Ian McDiarmid’s favourite scene was the opera house and the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise and this is all I ever needed to know.
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@jedibetrayer

I’ll be your mummy, come give me a hug
#OOC#jedibetrayer#(you don't need actual parents you have me: a Good and Healthy Influence on Young Jedi)
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I know last night was a mistake but...I can’t really bring myself to regret it
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kybersung replied to your post: kybersung replied to your video: ...
*padme voice* STOP! STOP NOW!

fine then. i’ll go talk about it with my new son, your old master. at least he appreciates my happiness
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xaedificare replied to your post: kybersung replied to your video: ...
so this is what the dark side does to a person

if you mean finding eternal happiness with the gungan who loves you, yes
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kybersung replied to your video: when will a jar jar write the true otp of star...
you need to be stopped

I SAID “NO ONE HAS TO KNOW WHAT WEESA DO” HIS HANDS ARE IN MY HAIR HIS CLOTHES ARE IN MY ROOM AND HIS VOICE IS A FAMILIAR SOUND NOTHING LASTS FOREVER BUT THIS IS GETTING GOOD NOW
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when will a jar jar write the true otp of star wars with me?
#OOC#(can't believe I haven't put this masterpiece on here yet)#(sheev palpatine: the most beautiful being in the galaxy 2kForever)
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so you mean to tell me that you set up this entire war JUST to build your amusement park, Sithland, without anyone noticing?
well what did you think i was gonna do? kill all the jedi and become emperor of the galaxy? where’s the money in that?
#khagaan#crack#(at what point does it go from crack to me seriously considering a separate verse for groan wars/robot chicken palps...)
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How about we just make a deal. You step off my boy, and I'll still hate you. Deal?

how about an alternative deal? you stay dead, and I’ll still adopt your boy
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