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Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

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Happy 10 year anniversary fried egg shirt

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

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Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

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its the no notes ghoast

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Its honestly so funny how people who are mourning the queen's death are so pigshit stupid that they end up saying shit thats wayyyy more tasteless than all of the normal people making fun of her.

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on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

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I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

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The irony

i made a uquiz on what type of robot you would be. please take it

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Today’s aesthetic: photos of lurking animals that one wouldn’t reasonably expect to be capable of lurking.

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concept: a death god that is actually surprisingly supportive and on the side of the good guys, supporting actions and promoting policies that will lead to the kingdom growing and thriving instead of being destroyed, because the more the kingdom grows, the more people there are, and the more people there are the more people will eventually  die, and when you’re an immortal god of death, you know there’s no need to rush. you’ll get them all in the end

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thinking about jason as a kid biting people when hes annoyed. and how he regularly bit dickiebird all the time & w the titans if you sparred w him there was a 100% chance of you being bitten. also if you took the tv remote from him

& then during countdown on cosmic mistakes jason & kyle physically fight regularly in a not serious way that is kind of like play-fighting but they are genuinely pissed off at each other so it’s not very friendly lmao but it helps blow off steam & it just becomes an accepted part of their daily routine. donna has just started to automatically tune it out

& one day jay and kyle are fighting/wrestling and jason RIPS his hood off bc hes had enough!!!! kyle is soooooo fucking annoying punching is not enough jason is going to start BITING!!!!!!!! but kyle sees jason taking his hood off so intensely and hes

hes like.

he thinks. OBVIOUSLY. obviously. jasons fed up with the sExUaL tEnSiOn and he’s going in for a kiss. that this is obviously the start to a heavy makeout

& donna hears the hood clatter on the floor so she looks up. and kyles face. she Knows that smirky face. so she looks at jason like what did i miss??? but!!!!!! she KNOWS THAT FACE TOO!! that is Kid Brother Is Gearing Up To Chomp face. and ohhhhhhh this is going to be hilarious