Tumgik
sitten1115 · 12 hours
Text
14K notes · View notes
sitten1115 · 12 hours
Text
israel: *investigates its own war crimes and the murder of 2000+ palestinians* israel: it was lawful and i’m innocent
2K notes · View notes
sitten1115 · 17 hours
Text
elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus
106K notes · View notes
sitten1115 · 17 hours
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
6K notes · View notes
sitten1115 · 1 day
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
87K notes · View notes
sitten1115 · 1 day
Text
Pokemon headcanon that once Absol are studied and people realize they prevent disasters instead of causing them, particularly dangerous workplaces get themselves a workplace Absol and it also decreases accidents.
Construction sites and fishing ships and factories will have one that pretty much just lazes about until it just gets up howling one day and knocks a dude down. They almost never figure out what would have happened but they're always like "yes absol thank you absol I am so grateful to be on the floor right now. Can I offer you a treat in this trying time"
87K notes · View notes
sitten1115 · 1 day
Text
one time i had a dream that tiktok users deemed “kid” as a slur and that you HAD to refer to them as minors otherwise you would get harassed and threatened with doxxing. you couldn’t say “when i was a kid” anymore for example you HAD to say “when i was a minor” instead
52K notes · View notes
sitten1115 · 1 day
Text
Tumblr media
New bugs, this time from Hoenn!
Available as prints and other merch formats!
Patreon • Ko-fi • Facebook  • Twitter • Prints & Merch  
4K notes · View notes
sitten1115 · 1 day
Text
When people get a little too gung-ho about-
wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?
ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.
That’s…wild. What was I talking about?
32K notes · View notes
sitten1115 · 1 day
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
ID in alt
194K notes · View notes
sitten1115 · 1 day
Text
Tumblr media
Beasts I created by mashing together hammerhead worms, olms, salamanders and snakes… accidentally reinvented the diplocaulus 🤷‍♂️
17K notes · View notes
sitten1115 · 2 days
Text
Tumblr media
111K notes · View notes
sitten1115 · 2 days
Text
Tumblr media
773 notes · View notes
sitten1115 · 2 days
Text
you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
39K notes · View notes
sitten1115 · 2 days
Text
Tumblr media
56K notes · View notes
sitten1115 · 2 days
Text
What’s everybody’s most useless skill? If you show me any picture of Godzilla I can tell you exactly which Godzilla suit it is and who was wearing it.
13K notes · View notes
sitten1115 · 2 days
Text
capybara
20K notes · View notes