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Do sixified Scottish monarchs

No. I lost interest in this project like a year ago. I couldn't do non-English monarchs even if I wanted to; I only ever studied the English ones. Thanks for your interest though.

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Now that Elizabeth ii and Prince Phillip are dead could you add them to seven and live in consort?

Jeez, haven't touched this AU in a while.

No. In the Lore™ of this AU, historical figures legacies only solidify into people once everyone who lived during their lifetimes are dead. So Liz II would only show up once the last person born on September 8, 2022 (and everyone born before them) dies.

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"loser baby" but it's guildford and william

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geoffrey, internally: wow these people are freaks thank god i'm the only normal one here guildford, internally: wow these people are freaks thank god i'm the only normal one here philip, internally: wow these people are freaks thank god i'm the only normal one here william, internally: wow these people are freaks thank god i'm the only normal one here george, internally: wow these people are freaks thank god i'm the only normal one here albert, internally: wow these people are freaks thank god i'm the only normal one here

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Billie Eilish in custom Simone Rocha has me SWOONING. These details. Dying. Dead.

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been thinking about my ocs like this recently

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SEVEN: do you think the queens would have specific concept or hairstyle? Like in SIX there is high ponytail for Howard, spacebuns for Boleyn... Do you imagine something similar for SEVEN?

For hairstyles, I kinda preferred the days when the Six alts had more freedom to experiment with different styles for each queen, so in my little ideal fantasy land, Seven alts/swings could have fun with their hair. Just as a general outline though:

Matilda would have her hair up (ponytail, buns, mohawk, etc.)

Jane would tend to have hers loose, but could also go for braids

Mary T would have to have Aragon’s hairstyle or something similar

Elizabeth would ideally keep the Lady Gaga bow-crown, but could try something equally extravagant

Mary S and Anne would generally have their hair loose, but could also go with an updo

Victoria would have to have her hair in a bun, although what kind of bun would be up to the actress

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thinking about how in my old live in consort au, i had william call in bentinck and keppel at one point to help out with tech/basically stage manage the show and george just had to sit there, grappling with the fact that william brought his old maybe-boyfriends to work on their “i love my wife” show, all while the other four were completely oblivious to all of this

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during seven's writing meetings, mary s innocently asks if she could maybe bring william into the show during her song to duet with her since they were joint monarchs after all. jane and victoria are the only ones who aren't sent into a feral rage at the mere suggestion of that.

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Janey

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characters who seem really cool at first glance but are absolutely pathetic with further context

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Okay, final Seven patterns!

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ocean - philip noel - albert mischa - william ricky - geoffrey jane/penny - guildford constance - george

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inspired by me watching the megasix oopsies series while waiting for an appointment

geoffrey : drops his mic

guildford : blanks on his lines

philip : costume/mic randomly breaks

william : slips on/accidentally inhales confetti

george : forgets the choreo

albert : lights/music malfunctions

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my favorite fic trope 

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william, attempting to be nice: that’s a nice dress, anne

anne: oh, thank you…… it’s pea green

mary, from across the room: ANNE

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geoffrey, after william disqualifies himself from the whatever-they’re-trying-to-do on account of not actually being a consort: well, that’s one horse out of the race!

william: rude.