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Faraway views (right lens of my binoculars)

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dm’ing people on here is so embarrassing 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️hi it’s me the giant pervert who lives in your phone. how’s it going

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Waiting for my haircut to get to the point where I like it

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Most fantasy magicians are functionally engineers. You go to school, learn a trade, and apply that trade for money. I assume many of them would have government good state jobs zapping trash into other dimensions and charging by the ton per hour. Economically similar to designing and maintaining roads.

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just realized theyre supposed to represent the four humors

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ponderous guy whose pronouns are huh/hmm

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Also I'm sorry but "does it show a lack of conviction in communism to jack off to knight porn?" sounds like a dialogue option in disco elysium that resukts in Kim looking at you kinda sadly and then changing the subject

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scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

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Judge: Sensitive pervert, you stand accused… of loving too beautifully, fucking too skillfully, and keeping it too motherfucking real. How do you plead?

Me: I plead… guilty to all chargers ur honor

Judge: gasp

Jury: gasp

Prosecutor: grits teeth and starts growling

My hot defense lawyer with a huge rack: whoa…he might just have what it takes…

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isolation the most goated coping mechanism i love talking to no one and losing my mind alone

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Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle

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baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

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Would love to know about why some of you started following me

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you can go back to the past but nobody’s there

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Who among us isn't eight beers, some solid-handle umbrellas, and five equally stupid friends away from trying bicycle jousting.